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Let's spread some musical misinformation

The thinner the cable the better the bass sounds. The best sound comes when you plug unconnected coax plugs into the bass and the amp without any cable at all. This is true - ask any lead guitarist.

It's like piano players in bands. The best sound is from a prepared piano - one from which you've removed all strings below middle C to ensure that the bass frequencies are left to the bass.

For guitar players, remove all but one speaker from the 4x12. Bonus is that if it's a 100W tube amp the impedance mismatch will soon turn it into a 0W amp / fireworks show / recreation of that Zappa gig in Switzerland.
 
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It's like piano players in bands. The best sound is from a prepared piano - one from which you've removed all strings below middle C to ensure that the bass frequencies are left to the bass.

For guitar players, remove all but one speaker from the 4x12. Bonus is that if it's a 100W tube amp the impedance mismatch will soon turn it into a 0W amp / fireworks show / recreation of that Zappa gig in Switzerland.
I daren't like that one, but ... :roflmao:
 
You need a turd polishing pedal to do this. Obviously in Australia you need the pedal designed for the Southern Hemisphere

they work best if preceded in the chain by a goatse pedal. just make sure to get the original one. the reproduction ones won't give you the brown note.

For guitar players, remove all but one speaker from the 4x12. Bonus is that if it's a 100W tube amp the impedance mismatch will soon turn it into a 0W amp / fireworks show / recreation of that Zappa gig in Switzerland.

as a guitar player who's had 3 amps catch fire (not at the same time of course) i have to tell you all, that the audience reaction when this happens, almost - almost... makes it worth it.
 
as a guitar player who's had 3 amps catch fire (not at the same time of course) i have to tell you all, that the audience reaction when this happens, almost - almost... makes it worth it.[/QUOTE]
Not at the same time? I am disappointed. I set light to. a 50 watt WEM once extinguished it with a pint of lager lol
 
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as a guitar player who's had 3 amps catch fire (not at the same time of course) i have to tell you all, that the audience reaction when this happens, almost - almost... makes it worth it.
Not at the same time? I am disappointed. I set light to. a 50 watt WEM once extinguished it with a pint of lager lol[/QUOTE]

What a waste when the lager was probably worth more than the amp!

Of course, with a Peavey TNT, you are supposed to set it on fire. Although that got less fun when the health and safety brigade stopped Peavey putting the stick of TNT in them. That was such that you could have it next to the drummer and have the drummer explode. Peavey also used to do a range of pods for stage use.
 
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