Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PDW30]

Just remember that us drummers have sticks that don't have to be detached before we hit you with them.

* scared* like.

 

[Jay2U]

^

 

[NZBassman]

Remember, if you’re playing a song in E and the drummer is playing the beat too slow, just tell them it’s E# and the drummer will automatically adjust the tempo

 

[Chris cook]

If i buy expensive amps and expensive basses then i will sound good.

All BASS players are just Guitar players that can't play guitar, and Bass is the easiest instrument to play ?
: ? O
Huh ?
What ?

 

[Jay2U]

All BASS players are just Guitar players that can't play guitar, and Bass is the easiest instrument to play ?
: ? O
Huh ?
What ?

All bassists should slap... The guitar player.

 

[Chris cook]

All bassists should slap... The guitar player.

lol

 

[Jay2U]

Beware of cheap gig bags! They attract germs, oxidation and bad luck.

 

[Jay2U]

These glasses are exclusively available to bassists who can show video footage of them gigging.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

These glasses are exclusively available to bassists who can show video footage of them gigging.
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There's a range for several instruments:

 

[-Asdfgh-]

There's a range for several instruments:

P.S. A Labatt is a sort of French-Canadian shawm.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

P.S. A Labatt is a sort of French-Canadian shawm.

 

[Jay2U]

Because punk rock bands don't get payed well, they play very fast so they can do two gigs a night.

 

[zontar]

You can never use too much reverb.

 

[Jay2U]

You can never use too much reverb.

Reverb, burb, burb, burb, burb, burb!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

You can never use too much reverb.

The same is also true of chorus if you are in an 80s cover band.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Reverb, burb, burb, burb, burb, burb!

You've got your pedal stuck on delay.

 

[Drredplate]

You can never use too much reverb.

If it’s long enough delay it’s dub

 

[Jay2U]

You've got your pedal stuck on delay.

Yep, ep, ep, ep.

 

[zontar]

Pedals never malfunction--they do exactly as they intend

 

[Leigh Semmens]

Pedals never malfunction--they do exactly as they intend

Except when they don't, then they do exactly as YOU intend, which may, or, may not be a good thing.