Life's Truths According to...

[Bob Lo]

She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went...

 

[Robscott]

Pardon my ignorance but any idea who this was about?

Just some scumbag

 

[Richland123]

If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot

 

[Lardass5000]

"Science, like nature, must also be tamed"
-Neil Peart

 

[BucketOfFish]

" I don't give a damn about a Greenback a-dollar
Spend it fast as I can
For a whaling song and a good guitar
The only things that I understand."

Trio of the Kingston

 

[CryingBass]

"Never let responsibility stand in the way of a good time!"

- nbsipics

 

[Sixgunn]

According to Phil Mogg (UFO):

"You can't stop a train with just a smile."

According to Robert Plant:

"Big legged woman ain't got no soul."

 

[richntiff]

"And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?

As long as the soda cans are red, white and blue ones."

What’s that from ? (I’m google lazy today)

 

[tgriley62]

"He said he'd put a bullet right
Through poor old Josie's chest
But Josie wasn't like the rest
He don't like bullet holes in his vest"

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I'll let this one speak for itself.

 

[kesslari]

"If I knew the way
I would take you home."
Robert Hunter (Grateful Dead)

 

[BucketOfFish]

I been up. I been down. Sometimes my best friends don't want me around but, life is like that...
Little Milton

If I's a dignitary on Capitol Hill and I go and marry a waitress in a hot-dog grill It's my own bidness!
Chuck Berry

 

[Sixgunn]

In my dream I was drowning my sorrows
But my sorrows, they learned to swim. - Bono

 

[BucketOfFish]

"Everything is broken"
wee Bobby Zimmerman

 

[DrayMiles]

"Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time... Cause ya'll have knocked her up..." - Maggot Brain : Parliament Funkadelic

note: If someone's offended, Mods please edit... Cause ya'll are some funny folks.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price. Don't pay the ferryman until he gets you to the other side.
Chris De Burgh

 

[Fishheadjoe]

The world is full of Kings and Queens who'll blind your eyes and steal your dreams, it's Heaven and Hell.
Fishheadjoe

 

[FunkHead]

Just some scumbag

About 40 years ago, as a kid growing up in NY, Scumbag was the word of choice. Those were pre-Douchebag-days.

 

[FunkHead]

ZZ Top "I ain't asking for much, I'm just lookin for some Tush"

 

[-Asdfgh-]

every woman knows about the punctual blues - Kate Bush