Originally posted by Caca de Kick
Sling it low, wreck your left wrist.
Strap it high, wreck your right wrist.
Wear it in the middle, nobody will hire you.
That's funny.
I remember watching John Kerns from The Age of Electric play in Vancouver. Not only did he max out his bass strap, he bent over such that the bass was around his ankles. It was a hilarious sight...and he played the entire set that way.