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Major disasters at gigs

I wasn't actually in this band, but I was there...

My brother's band drove 4 hours to play a gig. They were going to be the opening band and had everything set up on stage about an hour before the show was supposed to start. At this point there are about 4 people (including myself) there that are not in one of the bands. The club owner decides to cancel the gig, doesn't offer to pay anybody anything -the other local bands didn't care, but they thought my bro's band should at least get some gas money. The best part is the owner blamed all the bands for not doing any promoting, because apparently its all up to the bands to promote the gig.
 
Ryco, What town/bar were you playing at in Alaska? I played all over the place up there in the early 80s had the time of my life.
That was "The Landing Strip", Juneau. Out by the airport which was actually a few miles out of town. Closer to the township of Mendenhall.

Here's another great white north story:

The worst thing that could happen to a cover band was be sent a long distance to a club that was "just changing it's format".

This happened twice in my experiences.

The first time it happened when my band was sent up to play "Tony's" on Kodiak Island, Alaska in the dead of winter. We got up there to learn the bar "was changing over" and we were to be the first band to play in a bar that was, until the week before, a topless club.

Kodiak Island was populated about 1 female for every 10 guys, and maybe 20% of the female population was white or deemed desirable to a sober male.

When the regular clientele came in the first week they weren't happy to see their girls replaced by a Top-40 band. We had a female in the band (now my wife), but she her nipples remained covered - even after the too many repeated requests.

There was an established rock club called "The Beach" (IIRC) down the street that hired full production showbands from California. We were a hokey little green Seattle band, which was probably why we got the gig. The club probably wasn't offering our booking agency much money while they experimented with their format change. The agency was therefore going to provide them with a naive rookie band just starting out in their stable.

The gig was 6 hours, six nights a week. We made some good friends and had some good times. The band down the street would come watch us on their night off and we'd go watch them on ours. No band car so we had to take taxies the two miles to and from the club. One night came home to find the front door had blown open and a four foot snow drift had blown into the living room. Also the pilot light in the gas heater had been blown out so it was 20º inside. Nothing was taken. The stove didn't work, but the neighbors let us cook in theirs - for a little while anyway. We played the basic six weeks, no extension.

The second time I experienced the "changing format" was the first gig after getting back to Seattle from Kodiak. The agency next sends us over to Great Falls, MT. We drive I-90 east over The Rockies in whiteout blizzard conditions most of the way, it's still winter after all. We get to the club and it has the wild west theme. Talking to the owner he says "he's changing format from country wesetrn over to rock" and, yup, we're the "first rock band in."

When the regular clientele came in the first night they were none to happy to hear us playing rock and New Wave songs. They didn't throw things, but had us play Hank Williams's "I Can't Help It If I'm Still in Love with You" over and over. It was the only country song we knew and that was because Linda Rondstadt had a version ou at the time.

The next day the owner came to the motel that served as band quarters and said "Well, maybe I made a mistake" and fired us. He was nice about it. Gave us $100 a piece and gas money for our vehicles to get us home.
 
Never played in Juneau but I did play in Kodiak. The bar you mentioned was called "Beachcombers"
Juneau is absolutely gorgeous!! I would consider living there. Ah yes, - Beachcombers - that place was intense!

I see you are from Bozeman. Never played Bozeman, but in '74 I did play in a little bar on 181 at the junction to Big Sky called Buck's T4. Ever play there? I was 18 and just out of high school. First gig in a bar. I don't even think Big Sky was developed yet - never did go up to see the project. I think the old news anchor Chet Huntley had something to do with it's development.

story:

In high school in Seattle I was in a union dance band that was one of a stable of bands that played the high school circuit around Washington state. These bands played one nighters at schools on weekends, usually in two different towns. I did this for two and a half years.

One summer we had a little tour booked to play Yellowstone Park and Jackson Hole, WYO for two weeks playing for tourists and the park staff. We were put up in little park cabins and would drive from village to village to play every other night or two.

While staying there we befriended a park ranger who was mostly Native American. Seemed like a nice guy and took us to cool unknown places in the park tourists didn't know about or weren't allowed.

One day off he offered to cook us some fish. We didn't have any gear and, besides, it's illegal to fish in Yellowstone. Not to worry, follow me. He takes us in back of our cabin and there is a stream packed with fish! He reaches under a fish and flicks it up on the bank and bonks it on the head. He does this until we've got 10 fish. We take 'em into the cabin, gut 'em and fry 'em up.

Afterwards he says "Hope you enjoyed that. You've just had a $10,000 meal." We look at him kinda puzzled and he explains "Yep the fine for fishing is $1,000 per fish".

One day off it was hot and we're driving around and we come to this swimming hole with about 40 foot cliffs.. We scramble down and jump in. Eventually we start diving off of the cliff. There is a well worn trail leading up to a natural platform. After a few dives I dive in and I feel a smooth, slick hard surface just brush my shoulder. It was a big submerged rock hidden by the bubbly foam made by the swift current. Scared me so I decide I've had enough. The guys swim a little longer and then we climb back up to the road. Just then a ranger pulls up and says "I hope you weren't diving down there. Just this morning I took a kid to the hospital who broke his shoulder on a rock."

After we were done playing the gig and driving home everyone was tired. We decided to load out from our last gig and just head straight home, not spend another night. I have no idea how or why, but I ended up driving. I was the only one who didn't have a driver's license. So we start back. We borrowed the van from the owner of our booking agency. It was a Dodge Maxivan and it had cruise control. On the end of the control was a button and when you pushed it, it upped the speed a couple of mph. Once I got onto I-90 west I would keep pushing the button. After awhile I'm up over a hundred in a van with five guys, stuffed with cargo and rocking because vans tend to ride top heavy. I go along like this 'til daybreak making good time. Soon I pass a semi truck and it creates a vacuum that violently sucks the van towards the truck. I didn't lose control but the action was enough to wake a saner band member who offered to take over.

Lastly, the ranger we had befriended didn't want to be a ranger anymore. In fact didn't want to live in WYO anymore and desired to come back to Seattle with us. So we brought him along home. He lived in the bandhouse for a few weeks 'til one day we came home and found he had relieved a couple of members of cash left in their rooms and split. Never saw him again, although heard of reported sightings by various friends.
 
I get to add a new one, today's

All the New England contingent knows that we've become the new Seattle, it rains every day. We had an outdoor gig in Hopkinton on the commons. The weather forecast was ominous, but as of 3 pm it was Sunny in Hopkinton. We get there, set up and play our first set, some clouds coming in but no rain. We get through our first song on the second set, we feel a few drops of rain. The coordinator calls the show. As soon as she finishes speaking, the clouds let loose. torrential downpour. We scramble to get our equipment out of the rain, by then we are soaked to the bone. The good news is that everything seems to be OK, though I'm leaving both of my basses out of their cases tonight. I drove home with the heat on full blast, trying to dry out, tomorrow or Tuesday I'll check to make sure the amp and cab are OK. Decided it was going to be a 2 beer night
 
What was the name of the band from Seattle (I think) that did the same thing at The Fine Line a week later? Thankfully everyone got out safe but they messed The Fine Line up but good.

Jet City Fix was the band. I remember the local emergency crews praised the Fine Line for being prepared. It supposedly caused around a million in damages...wonder if the insurance companies went after the band?

We're playing there in a couple of weeks again. Still a fun place! :-)

-Mark
 
Jet City Fix was the band. I remember the local emergency crews praised the Fine Line for being prepared. It supposedly caused around a million in damages...wonder if the insurance companies went after the band?

We're playing there in a couple of weeks again. Still a fun place! :-)

-Mark

Don't I know it. I love the Fine Line. Got to know the bartenders well enough that a beer and a shot was 3 bucks. WOOT! Love playin there.
 
A couple of years ago, I did the musical "Forever..Patsy Cline" where we had to sit on stage in costume and be in character for the show. To fit the part, I brought a Fender jazz (sorry, no P-Bass available). There was a slight hum from the fluorescent lights coming through the pups, but nobody said anything for 15 shows or so until the last week. The music director said my amp hummed, so I needed to use her boyfriends amp . No, I corrected her, it was the bass. Next night, swapped out my SWR for my GK the following night. My GK 700RBII simply does not hum. Bad Move - never correct a music director. So I tried some adjustments. "Still Humming". Finally, I pushed the mute button. "Its still humming!". At that point, I knew the situation.

At intermission as we all were leaving the stage, she dressed me down in front of the audience, telling me to get the amp changed out before the next act. Which I did. Then I went into the dressing room and punched my hand through the wall. If I had thought about it, I would have punched the other wall connected to her dressing room. A hand hanging through the wall would have been an impressive sight. She came running into the room as I stormed out, wanting to know what that noise was. She made herself scarce for the last two dates.

Needless to say, I did not get invited to the wrap-up party or invited to play when they came back into town this year.
 
At intermission as we all were leaving the stage, she dressed me down in front of the audience, telling me to get the amp changed out before the next act.

The Artistic Director/Theatre Manager let her get away with that crap? I don't care how bad things are going, one simply does not make a scene in front of the audience.

Also, I am amazed that that show is still being trotted out.
 
Well I wasn't playing bass*...I was playing drums and snapped my kick pedal right in half about 30 seconds into Led Zep's Rock n Roll. We played it through but I was told I had this really insane aghast flipping out look during the song leading up to the drum break at the end. The rest of the band couldn't stop looking at me the whole time. Luckily, it was late in our third set and I just finished up as best I could. Not a "disaster" really, but just a "bummer".

*Drums have too many damned moving parts. I'm playing bass now.
 
I hurled onstage once. I was playing in Pensacola FL (late '70s), got pretty sunburned at the beach and ate raw oysters for dinner. Something had to give, and unfortunately it did in the middle of Low Rider. Kept playing, though.

There was also the impalement.
We were heading out to the gig from some shabby motel and there was a storm door - I was following the drummer out, and he let it go right as I was walking out behind and the handle latch snapped back and the latch handle went right through the satin pants I was wearing and impaled me through the scrotum. Blood, extreme pain...had to go to an ER and get checked out...and OF COURSE had to play the damn gig...I rigged up some padding.

Technical difficulties on stage aren't really that memorable to me. I break 3 or 4 strings a year, so that's just business as usual.

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I've got tons of ugly stories, but the worst was when my hard rock band in the 80's spent 4 hours setting up a huge PA and lights in the most popular rock bar in the Orlando area, only to have the manager call us over and tell us the bar had been sold and was going to be a gay bar. The entire staff was fired, and we got fired and stiffed for the money. The band broke up soon after.

This also ties into a story Mrokern told on the first page...the guitarist in that band is now the guitarist with Brian Howe, who M said threw a mic stand at the monitor guy. I used to know the guitar tech for Mick Ralphs, the guitarist for Bad Company, and he used to tell us stories about how much they hated Brian Howe. I told him nobody could have that much hatred for a guy who resurrected their career after Paul Rodgers quit. I met them once and it turns out I was wrong. They not only hated him, they HAAAAAAAAAAAAATED him! Mick Ralphs said that when the album with "No Smoke Without A Fire" got hot, Mick's father was dying and he wanted to spend some time with him. Brian insisted that they tour without him and they did. The second guitarist, a very sweet guy named Bucket, would only refer to Brian Howe as "that f____." So I'm not surprised that Brian Howe would do something like that. The guy must be bipolar or something ;)
 
We played a show this winter that is a real contender for the "so much disasters all at once it starts to get funny".

1) We played to a crowd of maybe 14 (the opening act had the band + bartender for an audience). During one of the biggest blizzard of the last 50 years in Quebec City.
2) The neon sign outside gave away due to the wind and caught fire in a flury of sparks. That was cool.
3) Power cuts during the last set. People starting to steal beers from the fridge, make out in the dark. Our gear is still not in the van and it is pitch dark.
4) Creepy drunk guy hitting on me in the toilets during the show and when I'm in the toilets. In pitch black.
5) Having to shovel 3 feet of snow to get out of the door and load. Still more shoveling to get out of the parking lot.
5b) I hit my brother on the ass when a gust of wind makes me lose my grip on my car's door handle (I was opening it to yell to him to get out of the way). He was 2 feet away and didn't saw the car ! It was that bad. Door is now kaput and lets snow in.
6) Van + my car get stuck a few meters away from my practice space. We have to carry all the guitars in 80 mph wind and snow. Some of us are in shorts due to the gig having a "Summer Fest" theme.
7) 4-5 hours of shoveling that night and the next morning to get the cars out of the street.
 
I was following the drummer out, and he let it go right as I was walking out behind and the handle latch snapped back and the latch handle went right through the satin pants I was wearing and impaled me through the scrotum. Blood, extreme pain...had to go to an ER and get checked out...and OF COURSE had to play the damn gig...I rigged up some padding.

:atoz::rollno::bawl::eek::rollno::bawl::atoz::eek::rollno::atoz::atoz::atoz:

Combine all those faces into one ultra horrified face and that is a tenth of the face I was pulling as I read that.

I can't *and I will pray to the lord every single day that I NEVER EVER EVER will* imagine what that must have felt like.

I mean... dude...
 
I hurled onstage once. I was playing in Pensacola FL (late '70s), got pretty sunburned at the beach and ate raw oysters for dinner. Something had to give, and unfortunately it did in the middle of Low Rider. Kept playing, though.

Also, I felt this warranted a separate post as well, what can follow the last one up? Really... dude...

Anyways,

Oysters and public events just don't mix! Bad idea man, bad idea...

Last time I ate oysters, I was out with a chick, hoping to maybe get to know her a little better...

We were on my couch if I recall when I started to feel a little 'unsettled'...

I spent the next several hours expelling fluids from more than one hole and needless to say, my lady friend slept like a log, whilst I had my head in a bucket and my a** on the toilet for the remainder of the night.
 
Oysters and public events just don't mix! Bad idea man, bad idea...

Last time I ate oysters, I was out with a chick, hoping to maybe get to know her a little better...

We were on my couch if I recall when I started to feel a little 'unsettled'...

I spent the next several hours expelling fluids from more than one hole and needless to say, my lady friend slept like a log, whilst I had my head in a bucket and my a** on the toilet for the remainder of the night.

Once again proving oysters are an aphrodisiac :D