Make up some musical statistics

[pklima]

100% of the statistics in this thread should be 100% made up.

If more than 20% of your fanbase knows the name of anyone except the singer, you're all playing too many notes.

 

[lfmn16]

100% of the statistics in this thread should be 100% made up.

If more than 20% of your fanbase knows the name of anyone except the singer, you're all playing too many notes.

97% of everything you read on TB is made up.

 

[Wyatt]

^^^^^^^^ 100% of what he posted is what he said.

 

[MartinG1957]

I anticipate 0% accuracy in all that follows

 

[Mooch]

Only 27% of Fender players really like how their Fenders actually sound.

 

[seamus bass]

5 out 4 bass players have trouble with fractions

 

[wabbit]

5 string bassists only really need 80% of those strings.
6 string bassists only really need 66.6% of those strings.
7 string bassists only really need 57.1% of those strings.

etc. etc.

 

[Earache]

83.6% of statistics are made up right on the spot. 46% of people know that.

 

[TNCreature]

TB Bassists give 75% 50% of the time.

My basslines work 40% of the time 100% of the time.

 

[VitalSigns]

100% of guitar players are egomaniacs.

Oh wait, only made up statistics?

 

[skychief]

As many as 65% of gigging bass players are underpaid. Of those, 44% could have easily negotiated higher pay by simply asking for it. 100% of the time.

 

[ksandvik]

36% of P-players wish they had a J and 36% of J players wish they had a P.

 

[CrewsControl]

93.5% of gear marketed to bass players is 33% overpriced.

 

[pklima]

A poorly played guitar solo full of mistakes will cause 2% fewer people to show up for your next gig. On the other hand, a well played guitar solo will cause 2% fewer people to show up for your next gig.

 

[carl h.]

1% of the gear I own is used during the average gig.

83% of the time I never touch my tone knob while playing.

I use the 5th string 2.6% of the time on every gig.

The figures you have just seen are true. Only the numbers have been changed to protect the innocent bank account.

 

[onosson]

93.6% of my time spent on TalkBass could have been put to a more productive use.

 

[droo46]

The average user on TB posts .63 times a day. 12% of those posts are helpful.

 

[noahw1]

I like what Mark Twain said about statistics

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

 

[onosson]

99% of music fans are unaware of 99% of bass players.

 

[Bassics101]

99% of music fans are unaware of 99% of bass players.

The remaining 1% are bass players.