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Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

#481
buchananbass said:
Hi maki I am currently in a relationship with this person who is not who I originally thought she was. It started out great for the first few dates, we really clicked like one hot lonely tranny to another. Or at least so I thought. On the third date she asked me up to her place, things got pretty hot and heavy and before I knew it I was naked no way to escape wile she showed me her nintendo. It was not what I had expected! the hookups where all wrong. So now six months in what started as gilt sex has become a full blown relationship and she just asked me to marry her. My family and friends, her family and friends are all very happy for us. I want out and nobody knows.
What do I do? Please I need your help.

Thank you.

Samantha.
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So let me get this straight. You're biologically a man that cross dresses and for all intensive purposes considers yourself a female, and you're now in a natural (figuratively speaking) man/woman relationship under the guise of pretending to be lesbians? If that's the case then I say simplify and reduce the fractions down to the lowest common demoninator. Just start plugging away at her nintendo. The best part about guilt sex is that you're getting off without another night playing with rosey. You have to push through that guilt. The best way to push through it is with a whole lot of pushing. Don't let your nice, compassionate (I'm worried about her feelings) thoughts get in the way. Now, if you're feeling guilty because you're a biologically a man, but feel you're actually a woman, who happens to be attracted to men, then you have an easy out. Just be honest with her and tell her what's up. My two cents. :)
 
#485
MatticusMania said:
Ok, so I have a hot girlfriend, as TB knows well by now. There just also happens to be a hot receptionist at my work who has taken quite the interest in me. What do I do?
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Tap it. But be up front with her that you are tapping her with the ulterior motive of preparing her to be a toy for you and your chick to play with. Tell your chick that you have this chick that you want to tap and that you think she'd make a great toy for you guys. Your chick might go along with the plan and allow a couple preparatory taps before hand to butter the new meat up. Still, feel it out. If you think your chick might throw a monkey wrench into the plan tap it under the premise that you're not married yet. Go dark, be smart, and cover your tracks. Wear a jimmy. No pics no hot receptionist chick. My two cents :)
 
#488
MakiSupaStar said:
Tap it. But be up front with her that you are tapping her with the ulterior motive of preparing her to be a toy for you and your chick to play with. Tell your chick that you have this chick that you want to tap and that you think she'd make a great toy for you guys. Your chick might go along with the plan and allow a couple preparatory taps before hand to butter the new meat up. Still, feel it out. If you think your chick might throw a monkey wrench into the plan tap it under the premise that you're not married yet. Go dark, be smart, and cover your tracks. Wear a jimmy. No pics no hot receptionist chick. My two cents :)
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That would be the only ethical way. I dont know about the prep taps, but the rest could very well be pulled off.

MakiSupaStar said:
The lure of the strange is strong. I have a solution for you, but it will require an exchange of a pic for my two cents. My two cents. :)
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What kind of solution are we talking about here? This isnt one of those 'tonics' that'll make me a stud or something is it?
I dont have hot receptionist pics yet. I'll make them available when I do.
 
#489
MatticusMania said:
That would be the only ethical way. I dont know about the prep taps, but the rest could very well be pulled off.



What kind of solution are we talking about here? This isnt one of those 'tonics' that'll make me a stud or something is it?
I dont have hot receptionist pics yet. I'll make them available when I do.
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Actually, I snipped the original post, and was holding it out for pics, but then I figured you'd probably post them eventually anyway, so I reposted it. So I've already presented my solution to you. My two cents. :)
 
#491
MakiSupaStar said:
They didn't have drums or a bass either, but it still rocked and sounded really good. I would love to see them cruising in their own environment. Another kiwi band that I really like is The Black Seeds. Those guys are great straight up reggae. My two cents. :)
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Yeah, reggae and dub is what we are known for. ya gotta love the summer gigs in the sun with these bands.

check out kora and trinity roots on youtube as well. and fly my pretties. a lot of these bands share members and play with each other. the bassist and drummer from trinity roots sometimes tour with Fat Freddys.:)
did you know that Bret from flight of the conchords was a founding member of the black seeds?
sorry for the hijack.



-RTK
 
#494
meRTKendrew said:
Yeah, reggae and dub is what we are known for. ya gotta love the summer gigs in the sun with these bands.

check out kora and trinity roots on youtube as well. and fly my pretties. a lot of these bands share members and play with each other. the bassist and drummer from trinity roots sometimes tour with Fat Freddys.:)
did you know that Bret from flight of the conchords was a founding member of the black seeds?
sorry for the hijack.



-RTK
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Yep, you kiwi's have got a good sound right now. Thanks for the tips. Yes, FFD would be insane with a live rhythm section. Did not know that about the Black Seeds. My two cents. :)
 

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