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Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

Ok so I’ve been seeing this guy for about a year now and things have been good he’s very nurturing and our relationship has been mostly perfect. Until just the other day he mentioned he was secretly a hit man for hire and was into foot fetish. Now I have no idea of how to deal with this. I mean I really thought I loved this guy but I just have no idea how to get around his foot fetish. I mean I really think feet are just gross. What should I do, please help.

I’m at a loss.

Samantha.
 
how do i get this girl in my spanish class to go out with me (she does have a bf, but i can take him ;)) anyways shes really cool, smart, funny, and loves music and plays an instrument amazingly well, oh and shes asian. so whats the best way to fast track this?

Man law pretty much prohibits you from tapping another dude's chick unless it just falls right in your lap. Still, if you think she's game, you have to convince her to break up with her boyfriend. Best way to make it happen is to keep her smiling and make her laugh, but let her know that in order to get a piece of you she has to dump her dud. Still, don't fall in the friend zone hoping one day she'll suddenly have an epiphany and realize that you're the one. This rarely happens. Keep her laughing, but tap everything else around you until she becomes available. My two cents. :)
 
Any thoughts on Andrew Jackson Jihad?

I like them. I have a few of their songs somehow in my collection and they come up every now and then when I'm listening to music randomly. I always find myself checking to see what it is. I just found a cool video of them playing acoustic on a bus. I thought that was cool. One cool thing is that the bass player seems only about as good as I am on stand up, so there's hope for me yet, unless he rips at a level I haven't seen yet, then there would be no hope for me. My two cents. :)
 
if you had to choose between 1 six pack of good-tasting beer and 3 sixers of cheap-tasting beer, which would you choose?

I remember Pacman sent me some cheap stuff from Texas that was pretty good. I think it was called Steel Reserve or something like that. Henry Weinhardts used to get me through college. But with beer, now that I'm older, I definitely prefer quality over quantity. My two cents. :)
 
Ok so I’ve been seeing this guy for about a year now and things have been good he’s very nurturing and our relationship has been mostly perfect. Until just the other day he mentioned he was secretly a hit man for hire and was into foot fetish. Now I have no idea of how to deal with this. I mean I really thought I loved this guy but I just have no idea how to get around his foot fetish. I mean I really think feet are just gross. What should I do, please help.

I’m at a loss.

Samantha.

I've had enough experience in life to learn that people with foot fetishes are sneaky and not to be trusted. Surely, being a bisexual cross-dressing man, you must have a lot of options. I'm a man with very low standards and not a scrap of pride, but I bet you're willing to go to darker places than I am. If you pop out of the dark with a dude that's a hit man with a foot fetish, and then you tell me you love him then I say your doing it wrong. My only criticism is that you need to really approach it differently. You're not in love with this dude. If you were you wouldn't be tapping that chick enough for her to want to marry you. Speaking of which, do either one of them know about each other? I would imagine that being what he does for a profession, you haven't informed him of her, otherwise she wouldn't be an issue. Finally, you mention that this guy is a hit man. The foot fetish alone should have been enough of a red flag, but you just mention that he's a hit man as if it's another job, you know like accounting. Killing people for money is not really a good career, IMO.

So based on your two posts, I'm sensing that you like a lot of drama in your life. Ask yourself what you're trying to replace with these choices. Your decisions, actions, and drama remind me of this stripper I used to tap. She was spun in the head. Trouble always found her because she made bad decisions. You're encroaching upon some bad decisions that could be deadly. Don't mess with people that have foot fetishes. My two cents. :)
 
I've had enough experience in life to learn that people with foot fetishes are sneaky and not to be trusted. Surely, being a bisexual cross-dressing man, you must have a lot of options. I'm a man with very low standards and not a scrap of pride, but I bet you're willing to go to darker places than I am. If you pop out of the dark with a dude that's a hit man with a foot fetish, and then you tell me you love him then I say your doing it wrong. My only criticism is that you need to really approach it differently. You're not in love with this dude. If you were you wouldn't be tapping that chick enough for her to want to marry you. Speaking of which, do either one of them know about each other? I would imagine that being what he does for a profession, you haven't informed him of her, otherwise she wouldn't be an issue. Finally, you mention that this guy is a hit man. The foot fetish alone should have been enough of a red flag, but you just mention that he's a hit man as if it's another job, you know like accounting. Killing people for money is not really a good career, IMO.

So based on your two posts, I'm sensing that you like a lot of drama in your life. Ask yourself what you're trying to replace with these choices. Your decisions, actions, and drama remind me of this stripper I used to tap. She was spun in the head. Trouble always found her because she made bad decisions. You're encroaching upon some bad decisions that could be deadly. Don't mess with people that have foot fetishes. My two cents. :)

Maybe its just me, Maki, but I took her last 2 posts as jokes. Maybe thats wrong of me, and theres some serious drama going on, but it seems to me, you may have been duped. My two cents. :smug:
 
Maki.....you only have two cents? My whole concept of you as being a wealthy, powerful, international playboy is now KAPUT! Only two cents.......sheesh! P.S. Thanks for dumping Oprah!

There was never a concept of me being a wealthy powerful international playboy. The whole concept of you being a smart thinking individual that can come to logical conclusions based upon what they read is now KAPUT. Don't make me bust out the Oprah again. My two cents. :)
 
Whatd you think of Tiger at Augusta?

and whos presently better Phil Mickleson or Vijay Singh (sorry for spelling)

Vijah seems to consistently place himself on the final day and then seems to consistently fall apart. Phil's game is much more solid IMO. Still out of that day at Augusta, I was probably most impressed with Anthony Kim. Choi was looking really good for the front 9 too. Tiger was very impressive by anyone's standards, but his driving killed any chance of him being a contender. Right from the first Tee he knew he was done for with a drive that out of control. Still, it's good to see him back in the game. It definitely made the other guys up their game, IMO. My two cents. :)
 
Convince them to tap each other and film it. Lifetime of spanking material. Even better if they let you join in. My two cents. :)

you are god.

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