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Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

#821
colcifer said:
Ketchup/mustard in a squiggly line across the top of a hot dog or strait lines on each side? For burgers, on the bun or the patty?
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I really don't have a preference. A lot of times it ends up on my shirt. The chances of it winding up on my shirt increase exponentially if that shirt is white. My two cents :)

colcifer said:
Which are cuter, strait or gay penguins?
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Neither. Penguins smell like fish tinged puke and crap. There's nothing cute about that. My two cents :)

colcifer said:
What gauge piano wire do you find sexiest?
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I'm not concerned about the gage, but I find g strings the sexiest :)


colcifer said:
Qui-gon Jin: cool enough to make up for being from the prequel trilogy?
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colcifer said:
Would you marry Sean Connery if he asked you to?
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No. My two cents :)

colcifer said:
Why did we ever let this thread die? This is fun!
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There's no we in me. My two cents :)

colcifer said:
Were you high when you started this thread?
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Probably. My two cents :)
 
#831
WyrmDL said:
So I asked a girl for a date the other while ago, and got rejected professionally.

How do you follow up on a rejection to not seem like a reject?
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So not sure what you mean by a professional rejection, unless you're credit card was denied. If that was case, then bring cash next time. But if you're just talking about getting rejected by chicks that's easy. Just make it a numbers game. Quantity over Quality. If chick A rejects you. Ask all her friends, and tap as many of them as possible. Seeing your attention withdrawn from her, chick A might actually get jealous and start behaving in a manner to restore said attention. Attention is a chick's crack. Use it as leverage. Tap them all. My two cents :)
 
#840
Funky Ghost said:
Sexy Asian chef or sexy Asian maid?
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Both at the same time. Repeatedly. My two cents :)

Funky Ghost said:
Ideal surfing conditions ( weather, temp - other :) )?
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Slightly offshore winds (5-10knts) with waves in the 6-12 foot face size range. Preferably on a point break in tropical water with a beach full of sexy asian chicks. My two cents :)

Funky Ghost said:
Why are pork rinds not more popular?
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People are sheep. They only delve into genres of things at surface level. In the genre of pork, most people explore beyond bacon. My two cents :)

Funky Ghost said:
Tubas .... why?
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Because they are reality. We all think our sex is like the sweet horn of miles, or rico rodriguez, but the reality is our sex is closer to a poorly played tuba. My two cents :)
 

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