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Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

Funky Ghost said:
If we ca make instant coffee and instant oatmeal, isn't it time for instant bacon?


They already have ready to eat bacon?
And have for many years now.

Oscar Meyer Pre cooked bacon, you heat it and eat it. And really theres no real need to heat it.
It's good on BLT's and for clogging arteries and what not.
 
Funky Ghost said:
If we ca make instant coffee and instant oatmeal, isn't it time for instant bacon?

No. Perfection can't be rushed. Part of the process of cooking bacon is the special brew of saliva that builds up in your mouth so that by the time you plate the stuff it takes a highly cultured man to not drool upon your bib before it gets in your mouth. My two cents :)
 
1SHOT1HIT said:
They already have ready to eat bacon?
And have for many years now.

Oscar Meyer Pre cooked bacon, you heat it and eat it. And really theres no real need to heat it.
It's good on BLT's and for clogging arteries and what not.

This is a fair substitute, but it's not the same as freshly cooked bacon. Please reference the post above regarding the process of cooking bacon. Additionally, based upon your propensity to jump in and answer questions in my two cent thread I sense that you might have a sense of urgency. Could be a bladder infection, or gonorrhea. Best to get that checked out. Perhaps a doctor will respond in your own two cent thread. My two cents :)
 
what's the best condom for metal?

I would say one without holes in it.
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My two cents :)