Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

[MakiSupaStar]

Two questions, great one:
ONE. Have you shared any man law w/your offspring?
2. How long should a man wait upon your timeless reply* before doggin a brah, brah?

*see post #910, this thread

Some of them. The first one I taught him was never try to argue with hormones. Just submit and retreat with as little damage as possible. Especially if he's been told to do something and hasn't done it yet.

Regarding your second question, my post in the original thread was 5th one in. Is that too slow for you? I would say the doggin' could commence immediately or as you see fit, but it might backfire if initiated too early. Suddenly, what started out as doggin' your buddy, could become an immediately harsh self-realization that you've become a girly nag whose lost touch which his own genitals and might need to resort to wearing an appropriately fashioned dress. My two cents

 

[turbo chicken]

sativa or indica?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Two coins in the fountain?

What is my punishment for being so insolent?

Death by a thousand sexy asian chicks. My two cents

 

[MakiSupaStar]

What's the best banana hammock for surfing?

It depends on the crowd. The more people in the line-up the more popular you will be. I would recommend finding a highly competitive surf spot on the most crowded day and paddling out. You'll make a lot of friends. My two cents

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'm dating some asian pot noodle, should I pop the question?

First it depends on the question, and second it depends on the type of noodle. Finally, why are you dating noodles when there are so many sexy asian chicks out there? I would recommend switching from dating food, to actual chicks. My two cents

 

[bassteban]

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

 

[UncleFluffy]

It's Friday. What beer for tonight?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

sativa or indica?

Sativa. Although I have enjoyed several sativa dominant hybrids as well. Indica just makes me burned out and worthless. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

No. But here's a goat, a canoe paddle, and an industrial strength tub of crisco. Get creative. My two cents

 

[MakiSupaStar]

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

I have some Stone Ruination IPA chilling in the man cave. Invalid Link Removed My two cents

 

[bassteban]

No. But here's a goat, a canoe paddle, and an industrial strength tub of crisco. Get creative. My two cents

No sexy Asian chick for me? What if I ramp up the insolence?

 

[EricF]

I have some Stone Ruination IPA chilling in the man cave. Invalid Link Removed My two cents

That's lovely stuff! Have you tried the Lagunitas Maximus IPA?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

No sexy Asian chick for me? What if I ramp up the insolence?

Ok. Fair enough. Here you go.

I hear her 'gummers' are amazing. My two cents

 

[My name is Mudd]

Nice tooth.

 

[Funky Ghost]

And a towel on her head for clean up. She's a pro for sure.


Edit: With respect to the thread Q: Best tea for post coitus recuperation?

 

[bassteban]

Sexy? Perhaps- but Ima need a truckload of those IPA's and some decent-grade opium to dance w/Gma, let alone frolic. NOT flat-out sayin *no* yet...

 

[Funky Ghost]

bassteban is a badass.


Edit: With respect to the thread Q: My gal is nagging me to throw away my well worn undergarments, cave or kick it in the man cave wearing only them as nature intended?

 

[bassteban]

bassteban is a badass.

I am some kind of impressive if I'm willing to rock Gummi, eh?

 

[Funky Ghost]

That is a gauntlet few men would willingly run my friend


Edit: With respect to the thread Q: Should I look at the grouse?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

That's lovely stuff! Have you tried the Lagunitas Maximus IPA?

Why no I haven't. Just the regular lagunitas IPA.
I will keep a look out for it. My two cents