Man fights off attacker with a bass

[klejst]

Talk about mojo with a story!

 

[BassNugget]

Sting talks about something like that in his Autobiography. I think he was playing in the engine room of a ship and a fight broke out. Anyway... Sting's autobiography was a cool read.

 

[whero]

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Good call. Me, I'd hate to be hit with one if these Bootsy specials:

 

[Oddly]

On the other hand, I live in Florida and the laws here support defending your home from invasion so I can still keep my Glock handy. However, it's so much cooler and satisfying to beat the crap out of a home invader with a bass.

Shoot him in the knee first, then he can't run away while you have your fun...

 

[Frenchy-Lefty]

And yet, the man somehow solved it without shooting anybody. Huh...

It is Austrialia, everyone has a bass because of their constitution's 2nd amendment:

"Everyone has the right to own a bass for self-protection"...if I recall...or something like that...

 

[Peteyboy]

It is Austrialia, everyone has a bass because of their constitution's 2nd amendment:

"Everyone has the right to own a bass for self-protection"...if I recall...or something like that...

A well regulated Mannys, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear bass guitars, shall not be infringed.

 

[janesaid]

LMAO

 

[Watchootognbout]

KABONG!!!

 

[Ethan Park]

KABONG!!!

I hope that's a uke.