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Mothman Rises from the Ashes....Again!

#469
THOR2 (post #378) is first alternate and
Staredge (post #379) is the second

It is past midnight and one of the 25 has posted previously "I shall step down and allow another of the Legion who doesn't have a slow sucky bank to take the mantle and 1/25th of the glory (or curse))
The other I fear died at the hands of a winged adversary.

So step up and pay up we have to get this taken care of because that hate group the westboro baptist church is protesting march 1st at northwestern high school in Adelphi MD (home of Jim Henson) and someone needs to dress up as a muppet in a pink zebra thong and pose with the Mothman which will set them aflame.
It's disgusting that this is occurring less than a mile from the church I grew up in.
See how it all comes full circle to Din of Win's butt?
Forces at work here y'all!

*Earlier alternates are taken care of
(rumors of hundred dollar bills being exchanged between out of state Mothman disciples in the hopes of 1/25th of a dream ((or a
Nightmare))
 
#472
sanfordandsonny said:
... that hate group the westboro baptist church is protesting march 1st at northwestern high school in Adelphi MD (home of Jim Henson)
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This is wrong on so many levels. I truly hate those "people". What's thier beef with Northwestern? I may have to go counter-protest. Or at least drive my kids past it so I can say "as long as you dont grow up to be that, I'll support you in anything you do."
 
#473
Can you guys see what is happening? You haven't even taken possesion yet, or been posessed as it were and this thing has already inspired hatred. Granted it's well placed hatred, but you get my drift right. This thing is gonna insight a shooting rampage before you even pick it up. I hope you all have your life insurance in order. This things worse than a closet full of ouija boards and a pandora's box on the nightstand.
 
#480
sanfordandsonny said:
Just confirmed the Mothman will come into Legion possession after 5pm on Friday.
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We'll be sending good vibes your way Sonny ... please be careful with your family. I think we all need to pray:

Mothman Brethren, offer up this prayer to His only adversary, The Flames of Torment:

“Oh Flames of Torment, our soul protector, if it pleases thee, shine your warming light on our Brother Sonny as he engages the primeval spirit of the Mothman.

If you find us worthy, use your bright power to draw the dark demon’s deathly essence away from our Brother Sonny and aide him in his protection of his newborn child and loving bride, ‘cause verily we say, they are the true innocents.

With your grace, cast a shield of warming serenity over the dwelling of our Brother Sonny as he searches his personal morality and struggles to balance the purity of new life innocence with his blackest of Mothman desires.

And, Oh Hottest of Hot, if it be your wish to end the terror and draw the Mothman into your eternal raging flame, allow our Brother Sonny to be spared the scars of your wrath.

We, the Mothman 25, acknowledge that we are weak and impure (well, except for Quad) and that the dire consequences of our fleshly pursuit may, indeed, pit us against your might at a future time and place of your choosing.

Trembling in fear, the Mothman 25 band together to jointly absorb the blows of malevolence our Brother Sonny will experience during his agonizing contact with the Dark One.”


All the hairs fell off my left testicle while writing this :help:
 

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