Mothman Rises from the Ashes....Again!

[Scatterblak]

Can you guys see what is happening? You haven't even taken possesion yet, or been posessed as it were and this thing has already inspired hatred. Granted it's well placed hatred, but you get my drift right. This thing is gonna insight a shooting rampage before you even pick it up. I hope you all have your life insurance in order. This things worse than a closet full of ouija boards and a pandora's box on the nightstand.

Did you mean 'incite'?

 

[bassictraining]

See, this is what I mean. Now it will turn tbr's against each other over little things like spelling or what certain tone woods sound like. This is how it begins.

 

[Quadzilla]

We'll be sending good vibes your way Sonny ... please be careful with your family. I think we all need to pray:

Mothman Brethren, offer up this prayer to His only adversary, The Flames of Torment:

“Oh Flames of Torment, our soul protector, if it pleases thee, shine your warming light on our Brother Sonny as he engages the primeval spirit of the Mothman.

If you find us worthy, use your bright power to draw the dark demon’s deathly essence away from our Brother Sonny and aide him in his protection of his newborn child and loving bride, ‘cause verily we say, they are the true innocents.

With your grace, cast a shield of warming serenity over the dwelling of our Brother Sonny as he searches his personal morality and struggles to balance the purity of new life innocence with his blackest of Mothman desires.

And, Oh Hottest of Hot, if it be your wish to end the terror and draw the Mothman into your eternal raging flame, allow our Brother Sonny to be spared the scars of your wrath.

We, the Mothman 25, acknowledge that we are weak and impure (well, except for Quad) and that the dire consequences of our fleshly pursuit may, indeed, pit us against your might at a future time and place of your choosing.

Trembling in fear, the Mothman 25 band together to jointly absorb the blows of malevolence our Brother Sonny will experience during his agonizing contact with the Dark One.”


All the hairs fell off my left testicle while writing this

Award goes to Point for best post of the thread thus far (IMHO)!

 

[arsie]

See, this is what I mean. Now it will turn tbr's against each other over little things like spelling or what certain tone woods sound like. This is how it begins.

Until one TBer clubs another one to death with the Mothman over a tort guard...

 

[fenderhutz]

Until one TBer clubs another one to death with the Mothman over a tort guard...

Ohhhhhh......I didn't even think of torting up the beast. Like a Mothman comb over.

 

[eyeballkid]

LMAO!!!

 

[Gavinmgraham]

Ohhhhhh......I didn't even think of torting up the beast. Like a Mothman comb over.

You'd have to find a very large, very evil tortoise. Imitation just wouldn't do.

 

[Scatterblak]

See, this is what I mean. Now it will turn tbr's against each other over little things like spelling or what certain tone woods sound like. This is how it begins.

Sorry. The evil bass made me do it.

 

[Din Of Win]

You'd have to find a very large, very evil tortoise. Imitation just wouldn't do.

Done.


Hahahaha.... That 'Legion' is us, btw... obviously


EDIT: Someone needs to photoshop the mothman in Gamera's hands...

 

[NateS]

just as a note, i just got my username changed from "bassk81976" to "NateS". i am still number 15 of the legion.

 

[Ed Goode]

just as a note, i just got my username changed from "bassk81976" to "NateS". i am still number 15 of the legion.

You can run, Nate, but you can't hide ....

 

[NateS]

You can run, Nate, but you can't hide ....

I'm doing everything i can do to prepare my room for the dark lord's presence. I changed the sheets on my bed to black, purchased chains that i can use to strap the case down when not in use, and smeared "I am not worthy" on the wall in every room of my apartment in goat's blood.

Here's hoping i actually win.

 

[sanfordandsonny]

"The Mothman 25"

Mothman #1 sanfordandsonny 01-02
Mothman #2 basswave 03-04
Mothman #3 pnut166 05-06
Mothman #4 Staredge 07-08
Mothman #5 Lazarus.Bird 09-10
Mothman #6 pointbass 11-12
Mothman #7 fenderhutz 13-14
Mothman #8 Quadzilla 15-16
Mothman #9 JMac4strngr 17-18
Mothman #10 BigOldHarry 19-20
Mothman #11 Din of Win 21-22
Mothman #12 Philonius 23-24
Mothman #13 dozicusmaximus 25-26
Mothman #14 No Neck Shrek 27-28
Mothman #15 *NateS (aka*bassk81976) 29-30
Mothman #16 Jazz Ad 31-32
Mothman #17 Thor2 33-34
Mothman #18 MikeBass 35-36
Mothman #19 thunderscreech 37-38
Mothman #20 LickyLixx 39-40
Mothman #21 robd 41-42
Mothman #22 mamushi 43-44
Mothman #23 Hiwatt Geoff 45-46
Mothman #24 eyeballkid 47-48
Mothman #25 moonshinegtrs 49-50

Edit/Note:
Mothman #18 MikeBass replaces root fifth. root fifth dropped out due to cash crunch
-Gavinmgraham has made a pact with one of the 25 that he shall win the prize if that *anonymous member ist thee winner.
This has been confirmed by an email sent to me by thee member of the 25.
-THOR2 (post #378) is an alternate replacement to
Mothman #17 mglabrie,
mglabrie has not been been heard of and might have possibly been consumed in bassfire.
-Staredge (post #379) is an alternate replacement to*Mothman #4 lukelogandennis,*lukelogandennis had bank transfer problems but we all know his significant other reads talkbass and has given grave dissuasions.

We all get two numbers assigned by our order
Mothman #1=01,02. Mothman #2=03,04. Mothman #3=05,06 etc etc
The MD Powerball drawing that occurs on Saturday February 26 2011 will be used
Watch it live!
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The first of the five white balls picked will be used for our purposes
If a 51-59 (the white balls go 01-59) we would then go to the second, then third etc
The red power ball only does 01-39 so we won't use it.
If for some unholy reason all numbers are above 50 we go to the next drawing.
Shipping is paid for by the winner.
If the buyer is unable or unwilling to pay shipping and you forsake ownership. Then it goes to the next Mothman in line.
If you win you are under no obligations to share, loan or sell the Mothman to another of the 25 it's your's no viscera attached.*

 

[mndean]

Pity. You should have driven a harder bargain: No Mothman sale without release of more Moth Girl photos.

 

[sanfordandsonny]

That's for the next owner to do.

 

[TN WOODMAN]

Don't know about the rest of you but I'm reserving opinion on the Mothbass until we get it strung with flats and reviewed and endorsed by Ed Friedland.

 

[TN WOODMAN]

All 25 potential Mothmen (the other 24 not winning and the winner) should @ least get an autograped 8x10 glossy of the original post pic we all know and love.

 

[sanfordandsonny]

Is there anyone else that wants to be an alternate to our alternates?

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

Don't know about the rest of you but I'm reserving opinion on the Mothbass until we get it strung with flats and reviewed and endorsed by Ed Friedland.

I make this promise: Should I be the "lucky" one, I'll string it with my current fav strings (Dr. FatBeams) and post wave files and a complete review (such as I can). Somehow, I doubt Dr. Ed would be interested...

 

[Gavinmgraham]

Is there anyone else that wants to be an alternate to our alternates?

Just re-posting so it doesn't get lost at the bottom of the last page.