i can't believe i forgot...
from one of the best, Merlin's Shop of Magic (or something similarly titled):
[demonic monkey creates storm in response to being buried]
"Satan must have subcontracted with God for that storm."

from one of the best, Merlin's Shop of Magic (or something similarly titled):
[demonic monkey creates storm in response to being buried]
"Satan must have subcontracted with God for that storm."