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Musical Beards

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Ironically enough, Frank Beard
 
One of the drawbacks of having a lengthy beard is the whole "needing to eat" thing. I tuck mine into my shirt collar when I eat cereal or soup, sometimes waffles, and food always turns up in it at some point or another. I found a popcorn kernel in mine and I haven't had popcorn since last Thursday. And it feels freaky if it tickles the back of my neck when I'm sleeping. It's like being neck scissored by an unkempt hippie.
 
One of the drawbacks of having a lengthy beard is the whole "needing to eat" thing. I tuck mine into my shirt collar when I eat cereal or soup, sometimes waffles, and food always turns up in it at some point or another. I found a popcorn kernel in mine and I haven't had popcorn since last Thursday. And it feels freaky if it tickles the back of my neck when I'm sleeping. It's like being neck scissored by an unkempt hippie.


Hey man. The universe balances itself out. You can't have a f*****g awesome beautiful beard that may or may not be ridiculously attractive to the handsomer fellas around here & not have at least some dues to pay.
 
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