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Musicians and their women (RANT)
- Thread starter basskababble
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As far as I am concerned, the best women come from Stepford, Connecticut.
Humphf, the only competition to Stepford is a Replicant as in, shall we say, Blade Runner. Yessirree.
Yes, yes, now that I think about it. Replicant (made to order), then Stepford as 2nd choice if necessary. Wrap one up, please.
I said WRAP ONE UP!
NOW!
NOW, YOU S-O-B!
DO I HAFTA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF---NOW, I SAID!
Sigh...................
Sheet, my night is ruined.
Humphf, the only competition to Stepford is a Replicant as in, shall we say, Blade Runner. Yessirree.
Yes, yes, now that I think about it. Replicant (made to order), then Stepford as 2nd choice if necessary. Wrap one up, please.
I said WRAP ONE UP!
NOW!
NOW, YOU S-O-B!
DO I HAFTA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF---NOW, I SAID!
Sigh...................
Sheet, my night is ruined.
Hey Joe. Just curious, you hail from Palm Springs, but how did you come up with the title 'Surfer' Joe. Shouldn't that be something like, ShankoptopusJoe, or TwoPuttJoe, or something like that?
I don't really LIVE in PS - I am on the mountain above them at 4,200 feet, but no-one knows the place I live so I just sortta round it down a few degrees. I can't even find my place on Google Earth.
'SurferJoe' is a left-over moniker from Huntington Beach/Marina Graduating Class of 1964.
Fair enough. I was just curious. I graduated from Fountain Valley. Good to see another local onboard TB.
Ain't no such thing.
The guys who mistakenly believe that they've been lucky enough to find a woman who is sane need to understand that the guys who know different used to think like that too. Then life proved things to be otherwise. If your girl's irrational nature hasn't showed up yet, I can absolutely guarantee you that it's in the mail, for sure. It's just a question of how far along the path you have travelled.
Those of you in your eighties who have been married for sixty years and still think your lady has zero issues, feel free to debate me. Otherwise, just you wait. As for whether the inevitable garbage will be a dealbreaker or not, that just depends on your own neediness and tolerance levels.
I wish I'd reaqlized this sooner when I was young. I had a spectacular gift for finding dangerously insane women. Out of my lifetimr total of fourteen fairly serious girlfriends, twelve were crazy. I don't mean "Hmmm. She has issues." -crazy. I mean "Oh $#!+ Hide the knives!" -crazy.
My wife is only the second sane woman I ever got together with.
Ain't no such thing.
The guys who mistakenly believe that they've been lucky enough to find a woman who is sane need to understand that the guys who know different used to think like that too. Then life proved things to be otherwise. If your girl's irrational nature hasn't showed up yet, I can absolutely guarantee you that it's in the mail, for sure. It's just a question of how far along the path you have travelled.
Those of you in your eighties who have been married for sixty years and still think your lady has zero issues, feel free to debate me. Otherwise, just you wait. As for whether the inevitable garbage will be a dealbreaker or not, that just depends on your own neediness and tolerance levels.
Oh come on. They're not ALL crazy. In my experience it's just a curious statistical anomly that only happened 87% of the time.
Just 87%? You're an exceptionally lucky guy.
87 or 88. Whatever twelve out of fourteen works out to.
I am pretty lucky. The second time I found a sane woman, I married her. We'll have been together eighteen years this November.
I know my wife has issues,....I consider it an exercise in patience. She has several redeeming features though. She's extremely good natured and communicates well. She doesn't embarrass me in public. She is extremely supportive of my musical endeavors. She puts up with my immature crap (and sometimes joins in the fart contests) and she still makes the worlds best grilled cheese sammichs,....everytime,...I don't even have to ask.
A club that every member is hoping to get out of as soon as possible? In spite of the facts? LOL Hope springs eternal!
Ain't no such thing.
The guys who mistakenly believe that they've been lucky enough to find a woman who is sane need to understand that the guys who know different used to think like that too. Then life proved things to be otherwise. If your girl's irrational nature hasn't showed up yet, I can absolutely guarantee you that it's in the mail, for sure. It's just a question of how far along the path you have travelled.
Those of you in your eighties who have been married for sixty years and still think your lady has zero issues, feel free to debate me. Otherwise, just you wait. As for whether the inevitable garbage will be a dealbreaker or not, that just depends on your own neediness and tolerance levels.
As far as Im concerned, the only reason I have the ability to tout my SO's awesomeness is because I am decidedly far more crazy than she. She has her issues, but they most likely pale in comparison to my own. How she puts up with me I'll never understand.
Ain't no such thing.
The guys who mistakenly believe that they've been lucky enough to find a woman who is sane need to understand that the guys who know different used to think like that too. Then life proved things to be otherwise. If your girl's irrational nature hasn't showed up yet, I can absolutely guarantee you that it's in the mail, for sure. It's just a question of how far along the path you have travelled.
I agree,,they are all stark raving mad. I choose marriage as the lesser of two crazies. You just got to learn how to deal with the strange stuff in a cool manner. I sure don't want to go back to bachelor life,,there are way too many succubuses out there.
yeah,,that's correct,,I was sitting for many minutes wondering about the plural form for succubus
Is there a way to bypass the bad part of women and just get directly to the good parts?
Am I thinking of a hooker.
Am I thinking of a hooker.
You can get girls anywhere. I picked up a really hot lady at the local Goodwill store. We were both browsing the book isle.
