So the last couple of weeks, I've been noticing that my pants have been getting less and less snug. And then this weekend, they just wouldn't stay up. Usually my butt would get in the way and keep them up, but this time they won't. A couple of wiggles, and they are down to my knees. The other problem is that the bottom of my pant-legs get all nappy from me stepping on them when the pants get baggy. I've never had this happen before, and not sure what to do.
So do I get a belt?
Then I'd risk putting buckle rash on my basses
Should I open upmy wallet and send my wife to buy me new pants?
But if my arse keeps shrinking, then I'd only have to repeat the process again.
Should I eat more in hopes of making my butt bigger?
But what if it only goes to my gut and not my butt? I would look like an anatomical catastrophe.
I'd appreciate any help or advice. My life has been in a disarray since having to pull my pants up all the time.
So do I get a belt?
Then I'd risk putting buckle rash on my basses
Should I open upmy wallet and send my wife to buy me new pants?
But if my arse keeps shrinking, then I'd only have to repeat the process again.
Should I eat more in hopes of making my butt bigger?
But what if it only goes to my gut and not my butt? I would look like an anatomical catastrophe.
I'd appreciate any help or advice. My life has been in a disarray since having to pull my pants up all the time.
