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My Arse Has Shrunk - help!
- Thread starter jive1
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Bob Lee (QSC)
In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!
- Jul 3, 2001
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There is a thread here in OT on best pickup lines. I'm sure "My arse is shrinking" would be a good one to add to the mix.
I wonder if sitting on a chair all day for several years has flattened my arse to a degree that the curvature has been bent out of it.
Skinny jeans = 1/3rd of hip, young guy's outfit! Now you just need some schweet kicks and V neck tshirt, lol. And yeah, the relaxed fit probably wont' work any more with your sudden lack of backside
Bob Lee (QSC)
In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!
- Jul 3, 2001
- 12,668
- 2,036
- 67
- Disclosures
- Former Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
From what I've seen, extensive chair-sitting leads to broadening of the butt, sometimes to wide-body proportions.
If it were broader, my pants would probably still stay up better. They still are falling down.
I thought you never trust men who wear tunics?
Try Skinnies or if you want to show off your diminishing butt then go for tights.
You called it with the chair sitting.
My diagnosis, "Noassatall" disease. Strikes the sedentary and the grower older - if both, the onset is quicker. I'm seeing signs of this myself. Warmer weather, means more biking and walking to counteract the effects of chair sitting all day.
My diagnosis, "Noassatall" disease. Strikes the sedentary and the grower older - if both, the onset is quicker. I'm seeing signs of this myself. Warmer weather, means more biking and walking to counteract the effects of chair sitting all day.
Given how shaky your man-card status has become due to starting this thread, yoga pants are the appropriate choice.
Maybe I should work out, but it's more work.
Some people are lucky and they don't have to do anything to have a big ole butt. Or all they have to do is eat.
Is there something I could eat that would make my butt bigger? Or at least stave off it's rapid shrinkage.
I need help. My @$$ depends on it.
Some people are lucky and they don't have to do anything to have a big ole butt. Or all they have to do is eat.
Is there something I could eat that would make my butt bigger? Or at least stave off it's rapid shrinkage.
I need help. My @$$ depends on it.
Dude, this is a serious problem. It's not about vanity, it's about practicality. I'm tired of having to pull my pants up all the time, the draft on my lower hiney region is uncomfortable, and my boxers are getting all bunched up at the waist.
I already answered that, MORE BEER!
I think beer is more appropriate for growing a gut than a butt.
