It's becoming increasingly obvious Jive is trying to avoid excercise at all costs. Notice he's eaten donuts, nothing else
Ok, how about get on talkbass via smart phone and go play in the street.
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My Arse Has Shrunk - help!
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Ok, how about get on talkbass via smart phone and go play in the street.
It's becoming increasingly obvious Jive is trying to avoid excercise at all costs. Notice he's eaten donuts, nothing else
Some of those donuts are heavy. And I'm burning calories digesting those donuts.
Just like to point out, the goal isn't to become healthier. It's to keep my pants from falling down all the time.
I've been eating donuts, and the pants are still sliding off. Actually, I'm getting tired of the donuts.
It looks like there isn't going to be any way for to just get some instant @$$. Squats and exercise will probably take at least 30-60 days to notice an effect, and I'll still be pulling up my shorts in the summer.
I wonder if there is a way I can create a ripple or sub-ripple under my gut for my pants to cling onto?
It looks like there isn't going to be any way for to just get some instant @$$. Squats and exercise will probably take at least 30-60 days to notice an effect, and I'll still be pulling up my shorts in the summer.
I wonder if there is a way I can create a ripple or sub-ripple under my gut for my pants to cling onto?
Most guys would be glad to lose some ass. Invest in a fuzzy belt buckle and keep doing what youre doing. Actually, more than likely, your pants are just too washed out. Over time, the waist of your pants will stretch from repeated wear. BUY NEW PANTS.
A row of evenly-spaced 8d nails should do the trick. Don't pound them in all the way, though. It'll make it easier to pull them out when you need to change your pants.
Well, I've given up on the donuts. About 5 days of those fat pills, and no increase in butt size. I finally broke down and sent my wife out to get me some new pants, a size smaller. It's helping a little, but the pants still creep down, but less than before.
Still trying to get some arse back though. I don't want to go the rest of my life bootyless.
Still trying to get some arse back though. I don't want to go the rest of my life bootyless.
