My Arse Has Shrunk - help!

[Ziltoid]

Fat builds all around, it's a myth to localize weight loss, same stuff goes for weight gain

 

[Happynoj]

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[jp58]

Buy a belt, then leave your shirt untucked as to keep the buckle away from the basses.

 

[ShredderMaximus]

obvious answer is obvious...

SPANDEX!!!!!


*NOTE* Would have posted this 30 minutes ago, but after googling "spandex," I got a little distracted!

 

[GregC]

Dude, this is a serious problem. It's not about vanity, it's about practicality. I'm tired of having to pull my pants up all the time, the draft on my lower hiney region is uncomfortable, and my boxers are getting all bunched up at the waist.

Hmmm, I don't know. There have been some pretty good suggestions in this thread. I can't believe that none of them will work.

Buy a belt, then leave your shirt untucked as to keep the buckle away from the basses.

This is what I do.

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

Jive1, I believe there's some sort of double-sided tape that can be used to keep clothing in place by adhering it to skin. Now that the Hollywood awards season is over there should be a surplus.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

The obvious solution is donuts. Half a dozen a day, and 6-8 hours a day sitting on your @$$ should plump it right up. Perhaps you should ask Tom for a 'before' reference.

 

[RonGillman3]

You could get those pads for girls to make their breasts look larger and just tape them on your butt...

 

[5StringBlues]

The obvious solution is donuts. Half a dozen a day, and 6-8 hours a day sitting on your @$$ should plump it right up. Perhaps you should ask Tom for a 'before' reference.

Little chocolate ones.

 

[SamanthaCay]

 

[hover]

You could always just try and shrink them in the dryer, like a certain Canadian super large bargain tee shirt buyin dudester here.

OR, did your back-butt get replaced with a front-bum? If so, just wear your pants backwards like Kris Kross.

 

[sandmangeck]

3 words. Brazilian Butt Lift. http://www.cosmeticsurg.net/procedures/Butt-augmentation.php There is a place around here that does a two for 1 special. Maybe get pec implants too?

 

[jive1]

I think I may try the butt pads for a little while, and if they work out, I may go with a Brazilian Butt Lift.

But I think I'll have some donuts first.

Lots of serious decisions to be made here.

 

[jive1]

Jive1, I believe there's some sort of double-sided tape that can be used to keep clothing in place by adhering it to skin. Now that the Hollywood awards season is over there should be a surplus.

I'm afraid there may be too big of a gap caused by my arselessness that would make it look like I pooped in my pants.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

You could also tie a sweatshirt around your butt like a fat chick, or another way to detract from your shrinking butt could be a well endowed fanny pack.

 

[MIJ-VI]

 

[Lazylion]

Donuts
Beer
French fries
Cheesecake
Repeat

or... overalls/jumpsuits.

 

[hrodbert696]

I think I may try the butt pads for a little while, and if they work out, I may go with a Brazilian Butt Lift.

But I think I'll have some donuts first.

Lots of serious decisions to be made here.

+1 to donuts. They work best when eaten en masse in public. Stuff your cheeks with them like a chipmunk. Make sure you stuff both cheeks, not just one side. Even distribution is the key. Otherwise you're likely to wind up half-arsed. Nobody wants to see that.

mmmmm

donuts....

 

[macaroni tony]

You need a better belt, one without notches. I use some sort of threaded material belt with one of those metal clip-like buckles. To avoid buckle rash, fasten your belt on the side, or the on the back, of your pants when playing.

Does it have an "M" on the buckle, ese?

 

[SJLee]

You could always pray about it.