My Arse Has Shrunk - help!

[L-A]

Use a big metal buckle on your belt, and eat magnets.

 

[Chadderz]

Reverse liposuction.

Take the fat from other areas and have it pumped into your cheeks. Presto! a trimmer overall figure and your trousers stay up.

 

[buzzbass]

one word:

Squats

now, get to the gym

 

[jive1]

So I ate some donuts today. Let's see how it goes. But, I'm still pulling my pants up all the time.

If that doesn't work, then it's either exercise, surgery, or some type of technology.

I think I have the tearing up the bottoms of my pants figured out. I'm bringing back peg-legging from the late 80s-90s, and cuffing the jeans tight at the ankle. I look retro, and I save the bottoms of the pants.

 

[Ziltoid]

A belt with a fluffy buckle?

 

[macaroni tony]

A lot of calories, and a lot of squats.

Also running bleachers

 

[coolrunner989]

I've gotta wonder if this thread demands pics or not.

 

[MatticusMania]

Is there something I could eat that would make my butt bigger? Or at least stave off it's rapid shrinkage.

I need help. My @$$ depends on it.

For women I would recommend steak sandwiches. I guess that can apply to you.

 

[macaroni tony]

I've gotta wonder if this thread demands pics or not.

I'd wholeheartedly say no

 

[MatticusMania]

You could get those pads for girls to make their breasts look larger and just tape them on your butt...

I believe they make similar things for the buttocks. Like underwear with butt padding.

 

[MatticusMania]

Does it have an "M" on the buckle, ese?

I used to have one that did. This one has a star on it.

 

[macaroni tony]

I used to have one that did. This one has a star on it.

I used to have one of those belts back in the day....they would wear out too quickly, though. To the point where the buckle wouldn't stay on anymore. Wonder if it was bc of the swapmeet I got it from

 

[UncleFluffy]

Wash them in hotter than normal water?

 

[buzzbass]

I've gotta wonder if this thread demands pics or not.

Bite your tongue !!!!

Mods; please Ban him for the mental image I just got

 

[Chebass88]

I believe they make similar things for the buttocks. Like underwear with butt padding.

I believe they are called "booty-pop". My wife and I saw an ad for them on late-night TV.

 

[EricF]

This is the obvious choice...

 

[jive1]

My lovely wife in all her sympathy to my plight suggested overalls to me.

The sad thing is that guy above probably doesn't have an arse either, even though he has that huge belly. That's what I'm fearing. And I already ate a dozen donuts since yesterday.

Want to grow butt, not gut.

 

[macaroni tony]

crunches and squats, playa, crunches and squats

 

[SamanthaCay]

Get off talkbass, go outside and play in the street.

 

[macaroni tony]

Get off talkbass, go outside and play in the street.

It's becoming increasingly obvious Jive is trying to avoid excercise at all costs. Notice he's eaten donuts, nothing else