My drummer's a dead man.

[Beginner Bass]

Put Hey Nineteen on his iPod.

 

[Bassdirty]

So she's 18. She's legal. Why feel creepy? That just means she hasn't had as long to go crazy.

+1000

 

[s_mcsleazy]

get him drunk and tell his mommy hes sleeping with a underage girl (even tho i know shes not.... but his mum probs doesnt) leave him on his mummys doorstep dressed as a baby and then watch the magic

 

[xxfaux_punkxx]

get him drunk and tell his mommy hes sleeping with a underage girl (even tho i know shes not.... but his mum probs doesnt) leave him on his mummys doorstep dressed as a baby and then watch the magic

oh that's great... but he doesn't drink and I'm pretty sure he'd notice if I switched his water with vodka.

 

[pie_man_25]

So she's 18. She's legal. Why feel creepy? That just means she hasn't had as long to go crazy.

that's VERY untrue. The most clinically insane women I've ever dated (okay, the only ones) were all eighteen, and they're QUITE insane.

to be serious though, was the bottle of water open? did it break? and importantly, did it damage your bass/did he intend to damage your bass?
if no to the last two questions, I'd just let it go, if yes however, I'd probably put some cooking oil on his drumsticks at a gig - or something else embarassing.

 

[xxfaux_punkxx]

that's VERY untrue. The most clinically insane women I've ever dated (okay, the only ones) were all eighteen, and they're QUITE insane.

to be serious though, was the bottle of water open? did it break? and importantly, did it damage your bass/did he intend to damage your bass?
if no to the last two questions, I'd just let it go, if yes however, I'd probably put some cooking oil on his drumsticks at a gig - or something else embarassing.

nah no damage to the bass and no real plans for revenge. otherwise I would have put the headstock through his kick drum.

 

[Ray man]

Did you try the classic banana in the tailpipe?

 

[unbridled]

Place a paper bag full of dog poop on his kickdrum pedal and set it afire. When he starts stomping on it to extinguish the flames, launch into "Gimme 3 Steps".

....provided he doesn't screw up the tempo within the first few bars.

Riis

I don't usually lol, but I did.

 

[cassanova]

I don't believe in cencorship espeacially when a good joke is involved.

but there's no doubt that I desirved something thrown at me. It's just that he hit my bass.

You yourself just said you deserved what happened. If don't want things to hit your bass, then learn to keep quiet, even if it is a good joke.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

oh that's great... but he doesn't drink and I'm pretty sure he'd notice if I switched his water with vodka.

Get him some Four Loko and tell him it's Hawaiian Punch. He'll never know.

 

[Jim Campbell]

at band practice yesterday my drummer found out the chick he's been talking to was only 18 (he's 26) so he feels a little creepy.

Well he got a text saying something along the lines of "I'm just a baby so I'm a little nervous about going any further with you."

I told him to reply "I have plenty of candy no worries."

He then threw his water bottle at me (usaually happens at least once a practice) and hit my bass... My Traben to be specific... My first instinct was to throw my crate at him but I stopped... Time for revenge. any suggestions?

i'd say you should count yourself lucky he didn't have something heavier to throw....do you really want to escalate a comment that you probably didn't need to say any further....i dated girls of that age when i was older than 26,and most of the time things didn't end up any worse than they did with older girls i dated ....18 year old girls are probably serving in iraq,and to suggest that an 18 year old girl is incapable of making her own decisions on who they will date is a tad silly.....

 

[fleabee]

"If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!"

 

[audiomitch]

Go out with his little sister...That'll show him!!....

I actually did that in a band once. Bad idea.

 

[xxfaux_punkxx]

i'd say you should count yourself lucky he didn't have something heavier to throw....do you really want to escalate a comment that you probably didn't need to say any further....i dated girls of that age when i was older than 26,and most of the time things didn't end up any worse than they did with older girls i dated ....18 year old girls are probably serving in iraq,and to suggest that an 18 year old girl is incapable of making her own decisions on who they will date is a tad silly.....

The drummer doesn't care it's the girl that's nervous about it.

You yourself just said you deserved what happened. If don't want things to hit your bass, then learn to keep quiet, even if it is a good joke.

pfft no. I don't care if they throw stuff at me. Just not my bass. I can't afford to replace it if something happens.

Honestly would you be pissed (and i wasn't mad because there was nothing wrong with my bass afterward) if you were teasing a bandmate and he decided to break your instrument?

 

[puddin tame]

i'd say you should count yourself lucky he didn't have something heavier to throw....do you really want to escalate a comment that you probably didn't need to say any further....i dated girls of that age when i was older than 26,and most of the time things didn't end up any worse than they did with older girls i dated ....18 year old girls are probably serving in iraq,and to suggest that an 18 year old girl is incapable of making her own decisions on who they will date is a tad silly.....

get some thicker skin dude, you seem pretty upset for a casual joke between guys

 

[walterw]

and tell him to card the girl; "i'm 18" might really mean "i'm 15"!

 

[gumtown]

Either slip some super laxative in his water bottle, or bag his mother and see what he thinks of the age difference.
Your reply was exactly the same thing i would have said anyway.
Being in a band is just like getting on with your siblings some times.

 

[Alucard817]

What is it with all the pedo-bears in bands? The singer and the guitarist in my band are both 21 and dating 16-17 year olds.

16 or 17 are not pedo, that is defined as an attraction to children not teenagers.

hell 16/17 years old is legal in most states.

OT:
I say he over reacted quite a bit. next time you see his drum set, give it swift kick.

 

[stoutkraut]

Grow up?

 

[zenlowend]

When our drummer would get out of line and need to be checked I would write, in perm marker, on his snare head. Wont hurt it and wont come off. Enjoy!