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My drummer's a dead man.
- Thread starter xxfaux_punkxx
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- Dec 18, 2000
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As for the Pedobear comments, I'm just gonna throw it out there that I'm the one in my band with an older girlfriend. I wanna say she's almost 20... I'm 16.
ANYWAY.
Ask to play his set and instead of hitting the heads, stab them with the sticks.
ANYWAY.
Ask to play his set and instead of hitting the heads, stab them with the sticks.
I'd hand him an application for a job at Pizza Hut... she's obviously to young to support him.
Fishheadjoe
Fishheadjoe
+1, I'm 19, and haven't been in any situation like that. But it does sound kinda flirty - kinda like my last ex....
OH F*** HE SHOULD GET HER CHECKED. NOW.
REVENGE
Go to casual encounters on craigslist, pick a big city somewhere in a state like cali. Post a ad, like 21 year old girl seeking FWB.
Type up soemthing thats going to get a perv all into it and then post his number, under the requirement that they send you penis pics and then a face pic.
You have to type out his number as you cant write 541 so five four one-etc-etc
Yes I have done this to people, if you dont think its funny we dont share the same humour I personaly think pervs sending pics of there junk to my friends is hilarious.
ANd I did invent this , patent pending.
Go to casual encounters on craigslist, pick a big city somewhere in a state like cali. Post a ad, like 21 year old girl seeking FWB.
Type up soemthing thats going to get a perv all into it and then post his number, under the requirement that they send you penis pics and then a face pic.
You have to type out his number as you cant write 541 so five four one-etc-etc
Yes I have done this to people, if you dont think its funny we dont share the same humour I personaly think pervs sending pics of there junk to my friends is hilarious.
ANd I did invent this , patent pending.
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You dont know her age ? uh oh
Props tho , I am turining 21 tomorrow I always get younger girls LEGAL ones tho.
Legally 18 and 26 is fine, still think there is a huge gap of maturity there so yes kinda creepy.
Being almost 21 it would be a stretch for me to date a 18 year old.
That's been around for years, and people have gotten in much legal trouble for it.
I would scribble a poor representation of male genitalia on his snare head. Harmless, but also annoying.
It cost me 300$ new and has appreciated in value by 150... and it's got alot more playability than my crate electra P
who says I'm bitching? Just sharing a laugh with others and enjoying the goofy revenge ideas. Go back and read the part where it says that I'm not mad or looking for revenge.
She's actually pretty hot, but I wouldn't touch her. He threw a frozen bread stick at me once because I wanted to take her didlo shopping (apparantly it's been a while since she's gotten laid).
if it's broken it's broken. What's another ding going to do to it? but it's all a pointless because nothing's broken.
nope. I have a perfectly hot sugar momma taking care of me (she's 30, I'm 22).
Ummmm...she's 18. Last time I checked, she's old enough to decide who she dates, and whether or not she sleeps with 'em. If she still lives in Daddy's house, then those are the only rules she needs to worry about.
Now, if my daughter, at 18, is still in my house, and decides to date a guy that much older than she, I'd be concerned. And she'd have to start paying me rent, since she's such an adult now, eh? But I'm not this girl's mama, and your drummer's gf's are his own business so long as they are 18 or over.
Cherie
Now, if my daughter, at 18, is still in my house, and decides to date a guy that much older than she, I'd be concerned. And she'd have to start paying me rent, since she's such an adult now, eh? But I'm not this girl's mama, and your drummer's gf's are his own business so long as they are 18 or over.
Cherie
Saw halfway through his drumsticks.....
Get a drum key and detune one or two of the screws on one of the toms, ...really funny to see a guy trying his best to avoid a tom that worked a minute ago. The trick is to not let on, and watch him get confused about his kit deteriorating and such. Make sure you never adjust the same screw twice....this will not cause damage. Also, only do it to one tom at a time, so the rest of the kit is fine.
A very small piece of blu tack on the bottom of a cymbal will also cause some good fun, but can be traced. It kills the tone almost completely.
This way you are not destroying equipment, but definitely causing a lot of untraceable pain....heh heh heh.
Beware the backlash though....
Get a drum key and detune one or two of the screws on one of the toms, ...really funny to see a guy trying his best to avoid a tom that worked a minute ago. The trick is to not let on, and watch him get confused about his kit deteriorating and such. Make sure you never adjust the same screw twice....this will not cause damage. Also, only do it to one tom at a time, so the rest of the kit is fine.
A very small piece of blu tack on the bottom of a cymbal will also cause some good fun, but can be traced. It kills the tone almost completely.
This way you are not destroying equipment, but definitely causing a lot of untraceable pain....heh heh heh.
Beware the backlash though....
umm... you do remember that this is an 18 year old girl and a 26 year old drummer, right?
