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It was probably a joke to be fair lol
To all those who are engineers,
etc, who might have been offended by some aspects of this thread,
my apologies.
I hate space elevators. Hate hate hate it.
Space escalators. Now... that's a totally different beast. I love it.
Hi.
If ignorance would offend engineers, we'd probably be long gone by our own hand by now.
Ignorance is the very thing that fuels our creativity.
About the only thing that slightly offended me as an engineer and an adult sci-fi nerd/freak was Your continuous reminding us about being "informed" when nothing in your replies or in the texts you linked to revealed any indication about the fundamental flaw(s) in their/your logic.
If it was a space-fountain they were after, that approach of theirs would make slightly more sense, but from an engineering viewpoint it's pretty sure that they will fail with the space elevator. Silently.
Once again, PT Barnum got it right.
Regards
Sam
So, if this space elevator happens, I call dibs on being the first one to press the "Top Floor" button!
Oh and no farting... that would be bad. All locked up in an airtight elevator... with bad music... like 90 miles above Albany... eek.

MatticusMania said:I heard a story this morning on talk radio... I guess Mila Kunis got stuck in an elevator with 10 or so other people for 45 minutes. Imagine getting stuck in a space elevator?
Oh, and for those of you you donated to my Teleportain Device fund, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. The other day I dropped 3 hits of acid and came so close to slipping through the space/time curtain. We're almost there! I can say, with all certainty, that my device will be up and running within 10 years! All I need is more [DEL]acid[/DEL] funding... keep sending those dollars!![]()
I heard a story this morning on talk radio... I guess Mila Kunis got stuck in an elevator with 10 or so other people for 45 minutes. Imagine getting stuck in a space elevator?
Oh, and for those of you you donated to my Teleportain Device fund, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. The other day I dropped 3 hits of acid and came so close to slipping through the space/time curtain. We're almost there! I can say, with all certainty, that my device will be up and running within 10 years! All I need is more [DEL]acid[/DEL] funding... keep sending those dollars!![]()
HAHA matticus what would talkbass do without you?
It would become a bunch of bickering bass fanatics trying to figure out the best flats for metal and whatnot.
I just donated my last $100000 to your kickstarter to build prototypes! YOU CONVINCED ME.
Hahhahah. Thanks everyone. As previously stated, it's been an eye opener!
MatticusMania said:I heard a story this morning on talk radio... I guess Mila Kunis got stuck in an elevator with 10 or so other people for 45 minutes. Imagine getting stuck in a space elevator?
Oh, and for those of you you donated to my Teleportain Device fund, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. The other day I dropped 3 hits of acid and came so close to slipping through the space/time curtain. We're almost there! I can say, with all certainty, that my device will be up and running within 10 years! All I need is more [DEL]acid[/DEL] funding... keep sending those dollars!![]()
I would pay to be stuck in an elevator with Mila Kunis... Be the best 45 minutes I've ever spent!