#NeedsTort

[B-Mac]

The article was presented as "Fender used real tortoise" which was not the case. Subsequent posts revealed the poster's larger intent. Which is all kinda ridiculous considering me and @ryan pate were making terrible puns.

 

[JRA]

Is the act of putting tort onto a bass called tort reform?

i thought it was "the act of removing tort from a bass."

nice ax!

 

[SixtyCycleHum]

Surely you meant to add then/than too....seems to plague many TB-ers.
...and stop calling me Shirley!

Your just being a nitpicker now, B. Get off you're high horse, than we can talk..

 

[Jeff K]

Surely you meant to add then/than too....seems to plague many TB-ers.
...and stop calling me Shirley!

Ha ha! Yeah, these could be a thread all on their own...

 

[SixtyCycleHum]

Ha ha! Yeah, these could be a thread all on their own...

Their, they're. It's gonna be alright..

 

[Jeff K]

Your just being a nitpicker now, B. Get off you're high horse, than we can talk..

Well played!

 

[blacktocomm]

I like the tort and the white. It’s the racing stripes that put me off.

 

[B-Mac]

Your just being a nitpicker now, B. Get off you're high horse, than we can talk..

 

[TinyE]

once again torte ruins a perfectly good bass

 

[bass-shy]

I'm a fan of tort but only on the right bass. The white looks better to me on that one but black would be pretty badass too.

As has already been said: it only matters that YOU like it. It's a cool bass either way.

 

[smurfco]

I like the tort and the white. It’s the racing stripes that put me off.

You have to have racing stripes on a bass with knobs that fast.

 

[ryan pate]

The article was presented as "Fender used real tortoise" which was not the case. Subsequent posts revealed the poster's larger intent. Which is all kinda ridiculous considering me and @ryan pate were making terrible puns.

Yes it’s true some terrible puns were shelled out..

bwahahaha!!

 

[Smooth_bass88]

#prefersmint
#bothlookgood

 

[HelpImaRock]

Yes it’s true some terrible puns were shelled out..

bwahahaha!!

You're punstoppable!

 

[ryan pate]

You're punstoppable!

Can’t let my guard down. Hey, I never told ya, I like your bass...

 

[CaribooBass]

This thread Ex-torts reality but at the same time is totally Puntastic.

Beware the next post for something Punny this way comes!

 

[JW56789]

To me, it needs white pickup covers.

 

[Strung_Low]

Tort bad, white good

 

[Manticore]

No, it REALLY doesn't need tort.

 

[Mildew Jones]

Mustang fever! I have an Oly White Squier coming my way tomorrow...is that a Squier or Fender? (I see you coyly hiding the headstock). I was tempted by that blue w/stripes...I am a tort lover, but not with the white stripes, pearloid white/mint could work in my world.
Good luck, enjoy it!
MJ