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#201
Tat2dHeart said:
Get rid of the part where you wrote "I've been told I'm good but I think I'm horrible." Being humble is good, but that translates to me as insecure. Just leave that second sentence in that section.
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+1

In fact, I'd recommend changing the whole tone of the whole profile. 2112 sounds like he's not really confident in himself and the profile is boring. Honestly, there are about a bajillion profiles that read exactly like that. As stated earlier, a female on a dating site can get hits based solely on her looks, but guys have to come off as interesting.
 
#202
JehuJava said:
What's the duck face?
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Like this
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Or this one

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This should work too

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#204
Grocery store. Watch Animal House, and pay attention to Otter in the grocery store scene.

BTW, the most effective first line is......."Hi." If she smiles, ask her something, preferably about herself.
 
#205
I keep seeing this commercial for christianmingle.com and it got me to wondering if there's satanmingle* or its equivalent.....

"Your single, you're a godless heathen, and you're looking for a hot and sweaty relationship. Find Hell's harpy for you at satanmingle.com....."

"Sometimes we wait for Satan to demonically possess us and make the first move, when Satan is saying it's your time to summon a succubus!"

:D



*No, I'm not a satanist. I just have a screwy sense of humor.
 
#208
Bloodhammer said:
I keep seeing this commercial for christianmingle.com and it got me to wondering if there's satanmingle* or its equivalent.....

"Your single, you're a godless heathen, and you're looking for a hot and sweaty relationship. Find Hell's harpy for you at satanmingle.com....."

"Sometimes we wait for Satan to demonically possess us and make the first move, when Satan is saying it's your time to summon a succubus!"

:D

*No, I'm not a satanist. I just have a screwy sense of humor.
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Pretty sure that's ashleymadison.com
 
#211
Bloodhammer said:
I keep seeing this commercial for christianmingle.com and it got me to wondering if there's satanmingle* or its equivalent.....

"Your single, you're a godless heathen, and you're looking for a hot and sweaty relationship. Find Hell's harpy for you at satanmingle.com....."

"Sometimes we wait for Satan to demonically possess us and make the first move, when Satan is saying it's your time to summon a succubus!"

:D



*No, I'm not a satanist. I just have a screwy sense of humor.
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Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.
 
#217
MatticusMania said:
Why would I do that? Sure, we spoke some... At some point she told me to take my pants off. After waking up between takes one and two...
hmm, I seemingly forgot to get her phone number, though.
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Oh man...you're doing it all wrong... :scowl:

You tell your buddy to tell her that you like her, then you ignore her for a while. Then you walk over and say something to the effect of "if you were a better person we might be able to hang out", and go back to ignoring her. Then at the end of the night, as she's leaving with another guy, you tell her you've reconsidered and will allow her to briefly explain why she should be allowed to stay overnight at your place. Trust me, it'll work. Please report back with the results.
 
#218
Haha! Is that the 96tbird Rules of Engagement?

I really should get her phone number, though. This chick is way cool.
Supposedly, a mutual friend was supposed to inform me of her intentions to make out with me, but in an alterted state got lost along the way.
Thats alright though, cuz I was capable of figuring things out for myself.
 
#219
Waffles and Scotch said:
Oh man...you're doing it all wrong... :scowl:

You tell your buddy to tell her that you like her, then you ignore her for a while. Then you walk over and say something to the effect of "if you were a better person we might be able to hang out", and go back to ignoring her. Then at the end of the night, as she's leaving with another guy, you tell her you've reconsidered and will allow her to briefly explain why she should be allowed to stay overnight at your place. Trust me, it'll work. Please report back with the results.
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Seriously? I had someone pull that on me once (although I was leaving alone by choice). My response was, "Really? You have two minutes to convince me why I'd want to do that." Then again - outside poker, monopoly, trivial pursuit, and scrabble, I really dislike games.
 

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