No Stupid Questions

[bluesblaster]

that poor kid

 

[Tom Bomb]

Better than a forked tongue, wouldn't you say? (Please, no pictures).

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[Ostie]

Ok, here goes: why is air invisible?

 

[Downunderwonder]

Ok, here goes: why is air invisible?

Have you ever seen a mirage?

 

[Tom Bomb]

WHO FARTED?​

 

[bobba66]

Why do I need to drink so much alcohol to be happy???

It takes the edge off the meth?

 

[Winslow]

WHO FARTED?​

You know the answer to that:

He who smell't it dealt it.

 

[Tom Bomb]

"Get under the house, ya mongrel." ​

 

[Ricky Rioli]

Has anyone ever had a thread moved to Basses [BG]?

 

[SgtHulka]

If I cut off my nose would it allow me to breathe better?

 

[5StringBlues]

Are human females the only mammals that grow globular breasts?

I could use some globular warming.

 

[SgtHulka]

If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup really a smoothie?

 

[Downunderwonder]

If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup really a smoothie?

It's little known that the original ketchup was presented as a savory smoothie to go with burgers and fries. As a smoothie it was a round reject but quickly found favour with teens who made the mistake of ordering a tomato smoothie finding that dipping their fries in it made a good change from mustard.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[SgtHulka]

It's little known that the original ketchup was presented as a savory smoothie to go with burgers and fries. As a smoothie it was a round reject but quickly found favour with teens who made the mistake of ordering a tomato smoothie finding that dipping their fries in it made a good change from mustard.

No kidding? Who in their right mind would even create a tomato smoothie in the first place?

 

[Downunderwonder]

No kidding? Who in their right mind would even create a tomato smoothie in the first place?

Kid : v. To elicit laugh like a baby goat.

 

[SgtHulka]

Knocking back a pint in the AM?

 

[Downunderwonder]

Knocking back a pint in the AM?

Hell no.

''Every silly question deserves a silly answer''.

 

[SgtHulka]

Hell no.

''Every silly question deserves a silly answer''.

Au contraire, knocking back a pint in the AM is a grand idea.

"Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to do is open the door."

 

[Tom Bomb]

Is Pandora's Box also a metaphor?​