Non sequitur thread

[D M C]

and this is why we can't have anything nice.

 

[DiabolusInMusic]

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[wraub]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

 

[CatSquare]

Sometimes I will ask my waiter to serve my duck with the buckshot and feathers on the side.

 

[wraub]

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

[wraub]

I'm a lot more like I am now than i was when I got here.

 

[D M C]

It was better when they wore more clothes... left more to the imagination!

 

[wraub]

I wrote a letter complaining about the weather, but I didn't know where to send it.

 

[CatSquare]

I read on Amazon.com that you can convert USB to FireWire with a passive dongle.

 

[Marial]

No, I don't think that was the one.

 

[blastoff99]

A few years ago, in real life, there were two cars in my garage: a Solar Orange Nissan 350Z (and wow, was it unapologetically ORANGE!) and a Subaru Outback in that funny two-tone green. The Z had some fairly tasteful mods, and the Subie had a slight lift and aftermarket alloys that made it look like some sort of army command car.

One night, in my dream, I walked down into the garage, turned on the light, and discovered that the cars had traded colors. Stopped me cold. There was nothing to say, nothing to think, nothing to do except wake up in a cold sweat.

 

[Gazman]

This is a guy in a polar beat suit, riding a Segway,

Hope that helps.

 

[Tom Bomb]

One bad non sequuntur can spoil the whole bunch.

 

[Gorn]

I have to go return some video tapes.

 

[96tbird]

I thought you had lost your vole.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Military Intellegence

 

[Tom Bomb]

I am just going outside and may be some time.

 

[BboogieXVII]

A dispensary just opened up by the Circle K I sometimes visit. Good news for them.

 

[FunkHead]

This is all over my head. It makes perfect sense.

 

[slobake]

The children ran amuck. My gutters need cleaning.