Non sequitur thread

[Gazman]

Chick magnet bass player.

That's a redundant tautology.

That was also a tautology, not a non-sequitur.

Don't boil strings in tomato sauce, it's a non-sequitur.

 

[Gazman]

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to express it.

- Mitch Hedberg -

Irony in a non-sequitur thread? These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[D M C]

Feel free to outline the rules for this thread. Don't mention the war.

 

[ChrisB2]

I'm all for rules but the spaghetti is getting loose.

 

[bluesblaster]

Bully Sargent .... Bully

 

[geeza]

What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

 

[geeza]

^ knows this thread is just a poor attempt to cash in on the long term popularity of the Stereotype thread.

 

[hondo4life]

^ knows this thread is just a poor attempt to cash in on the long term popularity of the Stereotype thread.

This explains why Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.

 

[Stevorebob]

It's dangerous to confuse a non sequitur with an oxymoron. Nevertheless, I enjoyed my tacos.

 

[bluesblaster]

at this point sarcasm is just a reflex

 

[Tom Bomb]

Tame flys when you're having lunch. Tempers fudge it.

 

[The Owl]

I shudder to imagine where our society would be at without One Hour Martinizing.

 

[geeza]

Sorry, I thought this was the Non Secular thread

 

[5StringBlues]

gopher broke

 

[BargeOn]

It's dangerous to confuse a non sequitur with an oxymoron. Nevertheless, I enjoyed my tacos.

I have a strong weakness for those.

 

[5StringBlues]

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

 

[JRA]

to each his own.

 

[5StringBlues]

Please excuse the weak stubble. I should have shaved today.

 

[Ostie]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Tom Bomb]

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS BRINGS RICE PUDDING SPELL-CHECKER CREDENTIALS