Non sequitur thread

[rzamites]

Goats are like mushrooms

If you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.

 

[The Owl]

Soap, no radio!

 

[Tom Bomb]

If it ain't broke, I'm gonna fix his little red wagon.

 

[gungrog]

There's a dung hill in the middle of the yard.

 

[hbarcat]

I drive 30 miles round trip to and from work everyday.

Dogs make better pets than cats.

 

[Winslow]

But have you ever seen a chicken ride a bicycle?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Look. Just close your eyes.

 

[bluesblaster]

I got nuttin

look a squirrel

 

[geeza]

Like my brother always says, "Don't count your phone books before your feet stink"

 

[Michael Jewels]

Dave, was mildly annoyed at the blue-timid yodel in his leaky cream box.
He vowed to return the uninterested dinner snaps as soon as Mrs. Quizzedly def n'yomed them poachedly.
He flung to the corner appraised.

Sung out.

Mike

 

[notJaco]

Hurry Up and get your weight down

 

[DirtDog]

I stopped to think for a bit then he punched a duck.

 

[Michael Jewels]

In days of yore,
If you had no door,
The leaves'd blow
Across your floor.

Then, winter came,
With freezing rain,
And you'd be jealous,
Of everyone in Miami.

I'm sorry.
Mike

 

[notJaco]

In days of yore,
If you had no door,
The leaves'd blow
Across your floor.

Then, winter came,
With freezing rain,
And you'd be jealous,
Of everyone in Miami.

I'm sorry.
Mike

Touching...
mom he's touching me

 

[notJaco]

Happy Birthday to you.
SHUT UP!

 

[zontar]

I started a thread like this on a mother forum years ago--it's still going.

And that's how I met your mother.

 

[notJaco]

Who's excited about the sleep competitions?

Have your lunch ready.

 

[laristotle]

This is a guy in a polar beat suit, riding a Segway,
View attachment 833698

Hope that helps.

rabbit playing guitar through a mall

 

[D M C]

My tar levels are way up. Time to shave the cat!

 

[Funky Ghost]

If it wasn't for chamomile pudding Bob Barker would spay or neuter worms.