Non sequitur thread

[Michael Jewels]

Prices are up,
Geese are down.
Most people fear,
The smile of the clown.

Ham can be a radio,
Which tastes so good with mayo.
Don't believe the icecubes,
When they tell you what's on sale.

Mike

 

[350125g0]

Bruiser Brody was murdered in a shower in Puerto Rico and justice has yet to be served.

 

[The Owl]

Going nowhere is half the pleasure of getting there.

 

[dougjwray]

Because I say so!

 

[Bemo]

What's the difference between a duck?


One foot is the same.

 

[5StringBlues]

(Singing) I payed a dollar for a shishkabob, drank me a lukewarm beer.............

 

[geeza]

Often I wish I had a cat, until I think about having to break in a new pet... mostly because the dog can't be trusted to do it

(by "break in" I mean habituate to the house's schedule of inactivity)

 

[Michael Jewels]

Doctors treat their patients,
Hot-Heads lose their patience.
I have a Hammond Atlas
That'll show you all the nations.

I cannot stand my former wife, I do not want to face her,
So, I'll just make a pencil sketch, and quietly erase her.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Goldfish can be fish,
Or goldfish can be crackers.
Please make sure your laptop, is not compromised by hackers.

A big laugh's called a guffaw,
A small one, he-he-he.
Most native English speakers,
Abhor the silent E.
Mike

 

[Funky Ghost]

What's the time?
It's time to get ill.

 

[dwm74]

If I did drugs, I wouldn't pick today to quit.

 

[dougjwray]

I'm telling you for the last time, and this is your first warning!

 

[Michael Jewels]

This morn, I woke at dawn,
Saw fish in lake a'spawn.
I ate my Cheerios,
Then, into sock I stuck my toes,
Mowed the grass A.K.A the lawn.

My neighbor, who is quite cute,
Pulled up her cabbage by the root.
You ask, why do I care?
But you would also stare,
She does this in her birthday suit!

Mike

 

[D M C]

Ook-ook eep-eep mwah!

 

[Michael Jewels]

I think, therefore, I am,
But a sweet potato, I'm not.
If a yam I think I am,
I could wind up in a pot.

I'd scream and call for help,
From the potatoes, ocra and kelp.
If rescue was not to be,
My recipe might be on Yelp.

Mike

 

[D M C]

 

[walksupright]

You talk to the penguin; I’m left-handed.

 

[zontar]

But fringes are girble.

 

[notJaco]

I think, therefore, I am,
But a sweet potato, I'm not.
If a yam I think I am,
I could wind up in a pot.

I'd scream and call for help,
From the potatoes, ocra and kelp.
If rescue was not to be,
My recipe might be on Yelp.

Mike

Amen, Brotha.
May the fork be with you.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I didn't come down in the last shower. Try the punch.