Non sequitur thread

[LowNloud1]

I play bass. I do not eat bass. Therefore I am a bassitarian.

 

[slobake]

I have a mole in my garden. Mrs. Girthwate is a dermatologist

 

[slobake]

I play bass. I do not eat bass. Therefore I am a bassitarian.

Is that the Latin or the Greek?

 

[D M C]

Haters gonna hate, birds gotta swim.

 

[slobake]

In the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight. Mrs. Girthwate is a vegetarian.

 

[slobake]

A mole ate our parsnips. Mrs. Girthwate can't keep a secret.

 

[Goatrope]

My cab has neo drivers. It still goes really deep.

 

[slobake]

My cab has neo drivers. It still goes really deep.

What happens when it rains?

 

[slobake]

I lost a bet. No one noticed the ketchup was empty.

 

[Marial]

Weisbaden? No one goes there this time of year.

 

[Killer Canary]

I see everything twice!

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

This is all over my head. It makes perfect sense.

 

[Tom Bomb]

mmmm pasgetti num num! My brain salad surgery went exceptionally well. I'm sticky. So where's my scooter?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

mmmm pasgetti num num! My brain salad surgery went exceptionally well. I'm sticky. So where's my scooter?

You left it in the Eighth Dimension. John Bigboote has it.

 

[geeza]

I predict this will not end well.

 

[D M C]

Bless me father for I have sinned. Get a load of the kishkas on that dude!

 

[Gaolee]

Chick magnet bass player.

 

[CatSquare]

And they lived happily ever after, the end...









... Or is it?!

 

[elgecko]

I'm against picketing but I don't know how to express it.

- Mitch Hedberg -

 

[ThudThudThud]

A preposition is something one should never end a sentence with. This is how you get ants.