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Sometimes I like to bring a guitarist just for s***s and giggles.

lamp oil - for putting into my mouth and spitting over a torch.
Torch - for spitting the lamp oil over.
Fake blood - made from sugar free vanilla yogurt and red food coloring, watered down slightly.
7" platform boots - the better to stomp around with.
studded leather codpiece - great for scratching the hell outta my stingray 5.
plus a couple bottles of water
lamp oil - for putting into my mouth and spitting over a torch.
Torch - for spitting the lamp oil over.
Fake blood - made from sugar free vanilla yogurt and red food coloring, watered down slightly.
7" platform boots - the better to stomp around with.
studded leather codpiece - great for scratching the hell outta my stingray 5.
I can't do water... For some reason whenever I drink more that a glass at a time, I have to take a mad piss ten minutes later. it really sucks...
are you in a KISS tribute band?
yes, he is. Check out his signature.
They're pretty good, too!

I like to bring my guitar and amp. Those come in real handy. Sometimes I like to bring a guitarist just for s***s and giggles. Singers are a cool novelty as well.
You know those little lights you can clip onto a book to read it in bed? I carry one to gigs.
Sometimes if I have a spotlight right in front of me and no lighting behind me, the shadows make it hard for me to see the sidemarker dots one of my basses. If I clip the little light onto the headstock and shine it up the neck, problem solved!
Yes, those are very effective. They also seem a little ostentatious to me. I am not Mark King!Very innovative. I don't know if you know about these yet
or not, but maybe you want to check it out...
http://www.fretfx.com/
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ya know, in case he catches the herp...
I think....