Of Groupies and Flashers?

[Floyd Eye]

A post titled "Of Groupies and Flashers?" with four pages of no pics is a total rip off.

Agreed.

 

[boomboom4200]

Douche is not a state.

It is behavior.

We simply associate certain objects/dressware/whatever with douchey behavior.

The is the path, the way, the understanding, the Zen of douche.

+10

 

[BrandonBass]

Agreed.

NO PICS NO boobies!!!

and who are you kidding, chicks goin after bassplayers??? oh wait, you were playing guitar for that gig....ok, i got it now... sorry

 

[GlennW]

Someone's going to get a note.

 

[bassbully]

Where is this place? I want to play there.

In his head

 

[grey area]

i'm glad our lead git player is an ugly spud( as are the rest of the band, myself included) cos the average age of our audience is About 60 (as is half the band) and old ladies flashing and throwing underwear would certainly put me off me stroke.
ps if the OP will divulge his location some of you guys in the area could maybe get a gig there and report back on this tugsville.how about it OP?

 

[ChrisB2]

Mod, please move this to Gig Fantasies... er, Gig Stories, like you did the Karaoke Kousin thread...

 

[Pacman]

Mod, please move this to Gig Fantasies... er, Gig Stories, like you did the Karaoke Kousin thread...

Good point. This has nothing to do with Band management.


Moved.

 

[SteveHeissner]

Bang as many of the best looking groupies as you can. Then post pics on TB with stories. I got married two years ago and can't do that stuff any more. But I can read about your exploits. Keep up the good work.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

If I may offer my advice. "Cool your jets."

I played my first paying gig in 1969. I have been revelling in the attention ever since. Believe me when I say "casual sex" takes its toll on everyone involved. Sure, I was young and dumb once and took advantage of more than my share. I can tell you now that I wish I hadn't. To this day, and I'm a middle-aged man with dyed hair, I still get those glances from 20-something cuties in the club. Just take it as a compliment and keep putting on the show. Think with your big head and not your small one. There are more important things in life than chasing tail and all the baggage that goes along with it.

Do yourself a favor. Be nice, be courteous, be friendly, maybe even a little flirtatious. But as has been stated, some ladies don't think much of themselves and will throw themselves at total strangers. Do you really want to deal with that mentality?

Save yourself for the right woman. Quality is always better than quantity.

OK, I'll shut up now. Thanks for listening.

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[MatticusMania]

lmao

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

lmao

Yes, perhaps this thread was started by a troll. Still, some excellent and valid insights have been given for anyone who reads the thread.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[NWB]

I played my first paying gig in 1969.

1969? Cliff, you definitely don't look old enough to have gigged in 1969!

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

1969? Cliff, you definitely don't look old enough to have gigged in 1969!

Thank you for the kind words.

Granted, I was barely a teenager playing my first high school dance but it was a paying gig. We rocked all the Creedence Clearwater Revival and Beatles you could ever want. But I digress.



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Munjibunga]

This thread has potential entertainment value comparable to that of powderfinger's karaoke cousin.

 

[Helaskold]

This thread has potential entertainment value comparable to that of powderfinger's karaoke cousin.

Looks like most of that potential died in July 2013

 

[Munjibunga]

I kicked a zombie.

 

[FretNoMore]

It did twitch a bit, so maybe there's hope ...