can't believe that I will soon be eligible to join this club. Not that there's anything wrong with that
.... rock on, bass brothers!
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Of all the 76 members we currently have, which one of these apply?
When did you start playing the bass? Not the guitar, but the bass.
1. Pre-teens
2. Teens
3. 20s
4. 30s
5. 40s
6. 50s
7. 60s
For me, it was my 50s. I was 55!
Jack
Of all the 76 members we currently have, which one of these apply?
When did you start playing the bass? Not the guitar, but the bass.
1. Pre-teens
2. Teens
3. 20s
4. 30s
5. 40s
6. 50s
7. 60s
For me, it was my 50s. I was 55!
Jack
Uh, let's see. (Doing math.) I was 53.Of all the 76 members we currently have, which one of these apply?
When did you start playing the bass? Not the guitar, but the bass.
1. Pre-teens
2. Teens
3. 20s
4. 30s
5. 40s
6. 50s
7. 60s
For me, it was my 50s. I was 55!
Jack
1. Nancy a/k/a Funkslap Mama
2. 57
3. SB14 and Ibanez GSR200
4. Played piano as a kid but fell in love with bass via Stanley Clarke in the 70s, saw Jaco live, yadda, yadda. Fast forward to Xmas 2007, when Santa left an Ibanez under the Xmas tree. I've been taking lessons ever since and recently actually jammed with a live human!
Going to see Victor and Stanley tomorrow night. Bass heaven, for sure!
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...And for you other 75 old farts, mind your manners! I know she is pretty but treat her like a lady!
Welcome Nancy! Yep, she is pretty and I am sure she is a lady! And, I do believe you will find a greater gracious display of manners among us old farts then you will with those young whippersnappers...
YOU KIDS GET OUTTA MY YARD!
lownotes1
56 years of age
1982 MIA Fender Jazz
1988 MIJ Fender Precision
Epiphone Thunderbird IV
Epiphone L.E. Ripper
Took guitar lessons at 9, broke a digit at 11, picked up a bass at 19, joined first band at 21, gigged for about 8 years in NJ before getting a real job that hasn't been anywhere near as much fun. Living in Florida now, and my younger son's band lets me join them on-stage every now and then to keep my fingers from ossifying.
Of all the 76 members we currently have, which one of these apply?
When did you start playing the bass? Not the guitar, but the bass.
1. Pre-teens
2. Teens
3. 20s
4. 30s
5. 40s
6. 50s
7. 60s
For me, it was my 50s. I was 55!
Jack
Thanks for the warm welcome, guys, although I would say Ruby is the pretty one. I'm honored to be an official Old Fart.Welcome Nancy! This is a special occasion, because if my 57 year old mind is correct, I believe you are the first female to join our club!! That would make you #77!
And for you other 75 old farts, mind your manners! I know she is pretty but treat her like a lady!!
Jack
1. Nancy a/k/a Funkslap Mama
2. 57
3. SB14 and Ibanez GSR200
4. Played piano as a kid but fell in love with bass via Stanley Clarke in the 70s, saw Jaco live, yadda, yadda. Fast forward to Xmas 2007, when Santa left an Ibanez under the Xmas tree. I've been taking lessons ever since and recently actually jammed with a live human!
Going to see Victor and Stanley tomorrow night. Bass heaven, for sure!
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Hey Jack,
I have'nt been on TB much in the last few months as I was spending most of my free time building my own Telecaster guitar but in answer to your poll, I started playing bass when I was 16. Played my first gig at 16 and have loved playing Bass and Guitar ever since. And by the way WELCOME to all the new members lately.Love to see all us old farts still around and playing.

Welcome to the Old Fart Bass Players of America Club. If you are 50 or older, you can join this exclusive club. All that is required is:
1. First Name or Screen Name
2. Age
3. Make/Model of the Basses you Play and Pictures
4. Share A Little of Your Bass Playing History
Of all the 76 members we currently have, which one of these apply?
When did you start playing the bass? Not the guitar, but the bass.