well you arent getting mine! haha I love the color and those are just very minor ocd type qualms. when it comes down to it, its a very nice bass and I will be playing it regardless. I understand what you mean about the volute. its just strange for me to get used to it after not having it there for so long. and the edge of the fretboard being rounded is a nice touch the more I play it, again, just different.
I also forgot to mention that in my main player, the output jack is starting to get iffy at times, and occasionally the whole preamp starts to sound like the battery is going. Its not the battery, because a few well placed love taps fixes it. so that one may be a platform for a new preamp and jack. The seymour duncan preamp in there is alright, although nothing fancy. the eq points are very usable, but the gain of the eq seems half as much as the standard preamp. also there is a pull switch on the volume knob which activated a preset bass and mid combination that are controlled with little trim pots on the inside. I currently have the mid trim down and the bass up a little so when the knob is pulled out it scoops up the mids, acting as a nice preset for slapping.