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OMG... check out this craigslist beaster!

Many years ago in my youth one of those walked across my yard. I quickly got my squirrel gun and went after it. I cornered the beast against the side of the barn and was about to pull the trigger when I heard a voice say "Sorry sir, but that's now property of the United States Government. " I turned to see several tactical types in body armor and berets pointing very over-priced German submachineguns at me ( and not a one at the said beast). They led the creature away into a chopper and left after I signed several forms stating that I would not reveal the incident at the risk of national security and the breaking of such agreements could lead to a charge of treason.
I guess the secret is out now....