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onstage FAIL

Why do you need a tablet for a live show?????

I'm a hack, but can still play a gig without looking at a tablet or sheet music.

I never understood why people sight read live instead of just learning the songs

Over the years and the different bands I've been in I've got well over 300 songs that I play... some often, some only occasionally. The majority of them I have no problem playing without sheets but I have a terrible memory for progressions and occasionally I'll take a quick look at a sheet to remind myself of the bridge or other changes.

I always have a tablet down low beside me as I mix sound from stage and even when we have a FOH person I'll mix foldback. Taking a quick peek occasionally can avoid embarrassment.
 
Why do you need a tablet for a live show?????

I'm a hack, but can still play a gig without looking at a tablet or sheet music.

In a large ensembles with not much rehearsal, unfamiliar music, tablets are extremely useful. MUCH better that sheet music when playing with winds in excess of 15 miles an hour. Now why the tablet is that high and that close to his face is beyond me as is everybody else wearing shoes. Apparently they missed the memo it was barefoot only.
 
I admit I'm guilty... but my cheat notes are off stage, I have a wide brim hat that casts a shadow over my eyes, and outdoors I wear sunglasses so no one knows I'm a cheating whore that's old enough to have short term memory problems....

As for bare feet... never... but I'm guilty of a different sin in those regards.....View attachment 4286955

BTW... I'm going to plug the hats... hopefully it's legal... There's a Swedish guy in a little town called Staples Minnesota that makes them for me... Barmah Hats.. Great guy... Fun to talk to... and they can make hats for guys with heads the size of a watermelon.
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M8, Barmah Hats is an Australian brand and company. Swedish guy is telling porkies [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
 
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Yeah, real musicians never use stands, even when playing dad's music.
 
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M8, Barmah Hats is an Australian brand and company. Swedish guy is telling porkies [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Nope... (and I had to look up porkies). He's actually affiliated with the Australian company, but I could be wrong about the swedish part... He might be Norwegian, but with a name like Juerg Siegrist who knows for sure.
From the website
"Over 30 years, Barmah Hats has built a reputation for innovative design and the toughest outdoor head wear. Committed to using only the finest materials and handcrafting each hat with care in our own production in Minnesota, USA and Melbourne, Australia. Barmah Hats has developed the most versatile and durable range of outdoor hats on the market." If you take the /AU off your web link, you'll find some of the best Australian leather hats are put together by a Swede/Norwegian in Minnesota. :) Nice little warehouse/assembly facility... with the meanest gaurd dog I've ever come across.... anyway the meanest chihuahua...

info - Barmah Hats, Inc.
 
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I admit I'm guilty... but my cheat notes are off stage, I have a wide brim hat that casts a shadow over my eyes, and outdoors I wear sunglasses so no one knows I'm a cheating whore that's old enough to have short term memory problems....

As for bare feet... never... but I'm guilty of a different sin in those regards.....View attachment 4286955

BTW... I'm going to plug the hats... hopefully it's legal... There's a Swedish guy in a little town called Staples Minnesota that makes them for me... Barmah Hats.. Great guy... Fun to talk to... and they can make hats for guys with heads the size of a watermelon.
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We’ve got a John Popper over here.