You've nailed it. It tendons to come naturally to you, doesn't it? Gotta knuckle down and give us some more. I'm making an index of all these puns, digitally.
Friend of mine lost his pointer in a lawn-mower brawl — one last grasp and then it happened quick n easy... left his palm waving in the breeze. Not one to take hand-outs, but worker's comp did leave him in the pinky, though, ringing it in. Doesn't ever get wristful of his four-more appendages.
Anyone else with a gripping story?


