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Palmface moments.

all i learned from this is that i'm having wendy's for lunch today

go baconator or go home.

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now..what it actually looks like...

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Baconator... damn, what a tasty sandwich...

I was planning to go on vacation with my girlfriend, and we were thinking of heading to Cuba... here was our conversation:

Me: So where do you want to go in Cuba? Have you looked into any resorts?

She: Yeah, a bit. I'm thinking Veradero, but I keep on hearing about this Guantanamo Bay place. Have you heard of it?

Me: Uh... yeah.

She: Is it nice there? Is it affordable?

Me: I guess nice is subjective. Also, it'll be hard to tan with a burlap bag over your face.

She: What? (She looks at me like I've just grown a second head.)

Me: Seriously?

She: WHAT!?

Me: Guantanamo Bay is a US Military Prison... (and I start to chuckle while she starts to get huffy)

She: Oh... well it's not much of a strech since going on vacation with you might be considered a form of torture anyway!!!

I've got to commend her... I was about to facepalm, and then she hits me with that wicked zinger...
 
So in another thread about armpits I said that I don't even notice my armpits unless I eat kimchi. Mark Failson was wondering if I was eating a pro wrestler by the same name. For clarification purposes, I posted this picture of the kimchi I was talking about. Look closely. You'll see the facepalm. :scowl:
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