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Pet Peeve - loading in/loading out

packing all my drums into the venue's "gear cupboard" (no green rooms here) – then going to get them later and finding various hipsters snorting rowdy powder off the floor tom.

I was tempted to give the drumskin a good hard hit and watch £20-worth of Colombia's finest go up into their hair and eyebrows.

Did you have evidence of them teabagging your cymbals?
 
Load in: when the guitarist lays his honking pedal board down before everyone else has brought their equipment on stage.

Load out: when said guitarist LEAVES pedal board on the floor while people are trying to get off the stage.

How about your pet peeves?
good one!

Two of many for me would be.

1. when the guitarist (or anyone's)
girlfriend who has no knowledge of music or music equipment at all of a sudden takes over the P/A and becomes the sound man !

2. When other musicians in the area show up to the gig and all of a sudden are on stage jamming in the middle of a song and become or try to be part of the band with no practice at all!

and Here's a bonus one!
This ones happenes more then it should !

3.When you leave your bass
(or what ever instrument) on stage and then that guy shows up ! you know the one thats always wonderd what the big deal is with High end Basses ! Such as foderas/smiths/sadowskys etc.
and decides to try yours out with out permission! same with vintage instruments ! actually especially with vintage instruments! & to top it all off decides to mess with your eq settings on your rig and Bass rite after sound check is finally done!
(So much for sound check!)
 
When the snake or 47 other cables are run right through my stage real estate. I’ve actually had folks run cables on top of my instrument cable. I guess in summary poor cable management......and yellow or orange extension cords.

This! Poor cable management drives me crazy. Also, when other band members don’t have spacial awareness. Like, don’t position you and your rig only a foot away from me and my rig, when you have 30 feet of space on the other side of you.
And when band members try to leave their cases just sitting on stage, instead moving them off stage. That just screams “not professional.”
 
2nd floor venues with no elevator. :rage:

This reminds me of a Spring Fling party gig I did at Marquette University in Milwaukee, WI back in the 80's when I was playing full time. They booked us to perform in an auditorium on the fourth floor of an old building with no elevators, escalators, dumbwaiters or anything that could possibly help facilitate getting heavy stuff up there. We were absolutely dumbfounded when our impending schlepping plight became apparent. We debated bagging the gig, but ended up doing the professional thing and sucked it up and did it. We had some really heavy stuff including a Yamaha Electric Grand piano in an Anvil case and 3000 watts of Crown DC-300A poweramps in two racks. My lunker of a rig was a '71 Ampeg SVT head and a Sunn Concert Bass 2x15 cabinet loaded with a pair of JBL K-140s. I was young back then and still had it in me. However, I am very confident that some of the back problems I suffer from today stem from that lame-ass gig.
 
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not funny!!!!

Wise(b)ass
 
Then there is the drummer that shows up 10 minutes before show time and expects all of his gear to be set up. Sorry I don't do drums...
I do my gear and FOH system. More times than not all by myself including unloading and trucking all the gear in. All cables are neatly tucked away out of sight and not under foot. Nothing is left on the stage unless it is needed for the performance or you don't get to perform with me again...
 
We've got a female singer that doesn't live in town, occasionally comes to rehearsal, never helps set up or tear down, doesn't own any gear and always wants to know how much we are getting paid. She is also the daughter of the keyboard player and sister of the lead singer/rhythm guitarist. She could at least maker her boyfriend carry something!
 
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