Well, since we're off topic and it seems to be story time.....The victim in this one is a drummer.
This drummer up in the Portland area where I spent one of my "dark years" was very over weight and sat on one of those drum stools that had the inverted barbs on the post that held the seat...this, allowing the player to adjust the height of the stool on these barbs. Well, unfortunately this big guy had a habit of bouncing around on the seat....you can see this coming? While bouncing around, the seat somehow gets caught on his pants and flies off the post. Down he comes on the barbed post right up his anal passage. The paramedics had to be called in, and they had to cart him off to the hospital with the rest of the stool planted up his ass. The guy almost died from the damage.
Merry Christmas kids..........
This drummer up in the Portland area where I spent one of my "dark years" was very over weight and sat on one of those drum stools that had the inverted barbs on the post that held the seat...this, allowing the player to adjust the height of the stool on these barbs. Well, unfortunately this big guy had a habit of bouncing around on the seat....you can see this coming? While bouncing around, the seat somehow gets caught on his pants and flies off the post. Down he comes on the barbed post right up his anal passage. The paramedics had to be called in, and they had to cart him off to the hospital with the rest of the stool planted up his ass. The guy almost died from the damage.
Merry Christmas kids..........
