Ever consider Southern Maine?
1) Nightlife is not important.
Portland isn't too bad. Not great, but there's stuff to do.
2) In fact it can be down-right dull as far as I'm concerned.
Life is what you make of it up here. You can make it exciting, or you can make it dull. Your choice.
3) We have a three-year-old daughter. I'd like for her to grow up rural.
Go a little further up North and you'll know what rural REALLY means. There are some schools in Northern Maine where you'll see kids walking into class wearing full hunting gear and still have a hunting knife in their belt because they went hunting right before school.
However, Southern Maine might be more what you're looking for. Suburban with a touch of rural to it, if that makes sense. For example, I can drive five minutes from my house (dead center of a nice suburban town) and be surrounded by farmland.
4) To avoid any politics, I'll just say that "Old-Fashioned" and traditional neighborhoods/states are fine and dandy by me.
PM me for details if you're interested. It heavily depends on the area you're in, though.
5) I hate the wind. On second thought, I loathe it.
You'll be fine here.
6) Snow would be nice, just not 8 feet of it in 2 hours.
We get a lot of it up here, so that's something you would have to deal with.
7) Fireflies are a huge plus.
Check.
9) Off-road motorcycles, snowmobiling & 4x4ing is a MUST.
Oh yeah, we've got PLENTY of that.
Oh, and the lobster here is FANTASTIC.
Beautiful scenery, as well. Check it out (not my website, just some awesome pictures):
http://www.eaarts.com/photos.htm
1) Nightlife is not important.
Portland isn't too bad. Not great, but there's stuff to do.
2) In fact it can be down-right dull as far as I'm concerned.
Life is what you make of it up here. You can make it exciting, or you can make it dull. Your choice.
3) We have a three-year-old daughter. I'd like for her to grow up rural.
Go a little further up North and you'll know what rural REALLY means. There are some schools in Northern Maine where you'll see kids walking into class wearing full hunting gear and still have a hunting knife in their belt because they went hunting right before school.
However, Southern Maine might be more what you're looking for. Suburban with a touch of rural to it, if that makes sense. For example, I can drive five minutes from my house (dead center of a nice suburban town) and be surrounded by farmland.
4) To avoid any politics, I'll just say that "Old-Fashioned" and traditional neighborhoods/states are fine and dandy by me.
PM me for details if you're interested. It heavily depends on the area you're in, though.
5) I hate the wind. On second thought, I loathe it.
You'll be fine here.
6) Snow would be nice, just not 8 feet of it in 2 hours.
We get a lot of it up here, so that's something you would have to deal with.
7) Fireflies are a huge plus.
Check.
9) Off-road motorcycles, snowmobiling & 4x4ing is a MUST.
Oh yeah, we've got PLENTY of that.
Oh, and the lobster here is FANTASTIC.
Beautiful scenery, as well. Check it out (not my website, just some awesome pictures):
http://www.eaarts.com/photos.htm
