Please post your most trivial first world problem here

[eyeballkid]

I have today off and I'm apparently wasting it reading this thread.

 

[MynameisMe]

I have today off and I'm apparently wasting it reading this thread.

I have also wasted time reading your post while waiting for my bbq sandwich to arrive at my table.
When will the madness end?

 

[MynameisMe]

Update: the madness has just ended.

 

[JCooper]

I like this thread, but my iPhone screen is not as nice as my desktop computer.

 

[ak56]

9 out of 10 people that use our office kitchen stop the microwave with time remaining

Somebody left it with 25 seconds on it today!

JERRY, I KNOW IT WAS YOU!

22 seconds today, but I must apologize to Jerry. He's not in this week.

Sorry Jerry.

 

[charlie monroe]

22 seconds today, but I must apologize to Jerry. He's not in this week.

Sorry Jerry.

I managed to salvage the coffee pot before it burned. Thanks, Jim.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I purchased a new cell phone cover last week because I liked the paisley design. (Why I had to purchase a phone is a whole nother 1WP)

When the cover arrived I noticed the sides were white instead of a continuation of the paisley design.

You ask "why is this a problem?"

My wife's phone cover is white too so she started mistaking my phone for her phone and texting from my phone.

This lead to my next problem: I wanted to keep my paisley cover so how was I going to cover the white sides?

Fortunately I found a black Sharpie oil-based ink marker where the ink would stick to plastic.

FYI: I also picked up a white one as well. This one has more of a pen based tip.

These are awesome because the ink sticks to metal, smooth plastic, glass, vinyl, rubber and leather.

So now I can permanently label all kinds of stuff that I couldn't before.

FTR: Here's a pic of the offending cover. I hope u like it too:
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This is so wrong. You're not supposed to do anything to remediate the issue. You're just supposed to complain about it.

 

[charlie monroe]

This is so wrong. You're not supposed to do anything to remediate the issue. You're just supposed to complain about it.

This is a good point. This thread isn’t titled “How I solved my first world problem”

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

The location of the buttons on my leather recliner is a horrible design. Every time one of the dogs or the cat gets up on my lap, they activate the buttons and I end up in nap position.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

This is a good point. This thread isn’t titled “How I solved my first world problem”

Exactly!
People these days just don't read instructions.

 

[kittywithabanjo]

I bought more soundgear than my 2017 rav4 can hold

 

[Gilmourisgod]

I want to use Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop products in a way that is inclusive, non judgemental, and emotionally honest, but alas, I am just a Schlub with sore feet.

 

[Jimmy4string]

I dont have @MynameisMe sandwich

The madness begins anew

 

[charlie monroe]

I dont have @MynameisMe sandwich

The madness begins anew

Why so sad? That isn’t Texas BBQ

 

[MynameisMe]

Why so sad? That isn’t Texas BBQ

Some, not all Florida BBQ is pretty good on it's own.
That Pork Sandwich was delicious!

 

[jeffbrown]

You folks in AZ and CO think you have a problem with usurpers? LOL

Unofficial NH motto: Buy your booze here and then GO HOME!

>j< >sarc< (Don't want to OFFEND anyone.) (>k<)

 

[Dwight]

someone bumped my car in a parking lot then put in a claim saying I hit them and my insurance went up.

 

[TakeABreak]

My beer takes so long to get cold in the fridge and gets slushy in the freezer.

Dang, forgot one in the freezer. Frozen solid!

 

[whero]

The button layout on my two pairs of bluetooth headphones is not exactly the same, so sometimes I have to take them off and look at the buttons.

I have a pair of Sony bluetooth headphones that have a button you push back and forth to skip back to the previous song or forward to the next one. Unfortunately they have designed it so that you have to push the button forward to go back and back to go forward. This bugs me so much that I wear the headphones backwards (with the left ear cup on the right ear, etc.) so the button works the "right" way.

The location of the buttons on my leather recliner is a horrible design. Every time one of the dogs or the cat gets up on my lap, they activate the buttons and I end up in nap position.

I think your dogs and cat know this, and are doing it deliberately.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I have a pair of Sony bluetooth headphones that have a button you push back and forth to skip back to the previous song or forward to the next one. Unfortunately they have designed it so that you have to push the button forward to go back and back to go forward. This bugs me so much that I wear the headphones backwards (with the left ear cup on the right ear, etc.) so the button works the "right" way.


I think your dogs and cat know this, and are doing it deliberately.

I think you're right.