No. they are for ritual combat to the death for rights to choose 1st slice.Next you'll be telling us the bayonet was actually a serendipitous invention the soldiers used to see if the pizza was cooked or not.
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Please post your most trivial first world problem here
- Thread starter gln1955
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Two months before I moved into my current house, this entire neighborhood lost power for 4 days after a hurricane.
I decided to buy a portable generator that plugs into the house and wired my main electrical panel for a backfed generator inlet. It's been several years now, this neighborhood has never lost power and I've never used my generator except for periodic testing.
It's sad really, I could have used that money to buy another bass. A really nice bass.
My neighbor bought a big, expensive snow plow after the blizzard a few years ago. I hear him swearing at it every once in while for being a waste of money. I'm glad he bought it because we haven't had much snow since.
That's two nice basses.Funny, I remember that recent winter. I bought a new $900 snow blower and didn't use it the entire season.
One of the guys on the Jeep Wrangler Forum is badly torqued and plans to sell off his vehicle because the sat radio signal is intermittant when he's in the mountains. "I thought the Jeep was a great vehicle, but this is just unacceptable. No more Jeeps for me!"
WHat's he trading it in for? A surface-air missile so that he can take out the satellite the signal comes from?
The same guy is on the Ford forum, the GMC forum, the Range Rover forum, the Toyota forum and the Mercedes-Benz forum complaining about the same thing. Strangely enough, regardless of what vehicle he drives the radio signal goes out in the same spot. All SUVs are junk!!!!
Some friend of yours will tell you one day that the problem is you, not her. It's a "lifestyle" we don't understand, something like Gibson.
All of them.
The best way to ensure a snow free winter is to buy an expensive snowblower. Guaranteed warm fronts. Or ice storms. Or floods. But no snow!!!!Funny, I remember that recent winter. I bought a new $900 snow blower and didn't use it the entire season.
The espresso machine at my lake house doesn’t produce as nice a crema as the espresso machine at my city house.
Should I burn the lake house down?
Should I burn the lake house down?
No, no, no... Swap machines, then burn down the city house!
No, no, no... Swap machines, then burn down the city house!
Oh, yeah! So obvious. Thanks!
A friend of mine had a brilliant one, without realizing it. He said: "The terrace of my appartment is great in summer, except at 6PM. Then the sun is located in such an angle that its rays hit my glasses, and it gets really difficult to read a book."
I can so relate. My "office" cough cough...cube...has a window and in the fall when sunset happens a bit early, the latter part of the afternoon it is impossible to see my computer screen from the glare. I've reconciled it by just going to the gym at that time, but still.
Round laces
Plastic knives
Inanimate objets that don't do the single task they where created for.
Plastic knives
Inanimate objets that don't do the single task they where created for.
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