Please post your most trivial first world problem here

[MynameisMe]

My wife worked all day while I played golf, watched TV and practiced on my bass.

Now she's bringing home dinner but I want pizza and she wants Chinese food.

I can't go on like this much longer.

Oh the humanity!

 

[Winslow]

Oh the humanity!

 

[Stumbo]

My desk and all the surround tech are either dark brown or black.

If I don't dust (with a Swifter) everyday I can see the dust building up.

 

[Winslow]

If I don't dust (with a Swifter) everyday I can see the dust building up.

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[Dan Sheets]

I'm in Canada and pot is now legal.

I'm having a hard time deciding on which strains to grow for my next crop.

 

[NZBassman]

My wife bought another pair of shoes today..... if I had as many basses as she has pairs of shoes... i'd have a truck load of basses!

 

[MynameisMe]

I’m not gassing for any new bass gear because I’ve been too busy working to look at TalkBass.
Maybe that’s a good thing.

 

[TrueNorthMatt]

The TV in my living room uses an internet connection to display program information on the channels it picks up over the air through the antenna, kind of like old school meets new. For some reason, the spot where the TV sits has always had a problem receiving a clean and clear wifi connection. We could never figure out why. The Roku plugged into the back of the TV doesn't have a problem, and the Blueray player sitting below the TV doesn't have a problem. But it made me mad that I intermittently could not see which episode of Star Trek was coming up on H&I or which SciFi show was playing on Comet. I finally broke down and bought a wifi extender box, plugged it in, set it up, and my TV once again is displaying program information. Thank the Goddess!

And this why I ran network cable through the whole house: cable always works. Sooner or later, WiFi will let you down, event if it's only for a very brief moment. I feel your pain.

 

[jeffbrown]

The car I really really want costs $190k. When I shake my piggy bank, it ain't quite enough...
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I feel your pain. Here's the ride I'm gassing for:

The R8.... sigh.

So to compensate, I'm probably dropping the hammer on this, this week:

I've told myself I have enough basses. So sad....

Christmas is coming!

 

[JohnDL]

Another trivial first world problem, of course.

Ha ha I cut them open so I can scrape out every last bit. I'm kind of tight like that.

 

[Mata Leao]

Amazon Prime video wasn't working for a few days, so I uninstalled/reloaded it. Forgot my password so I had to go through the hassle of resetting it. Ugh.

 

[cosmicevan]

My leg is itchy

 

[JohnDL]

My Missus slams the car door shut so bloody hard that it is irritating.

 

[JohnDL]

Here's one that most low- ender's will get. The volume pot on my amp is crackling.

 

[JohnDL]

I feel your pain. Here's the ride I'm gassing for:

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The R8.... sigh.

So to compensate, I'm probably dropping the hammer on this, this week:

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I've told myself I have enough basses. So sad....

Christmas is coming!

 

[JohnDL]

Oh the humanity!

Here's what to do. You have pizza and and has Chinese. Simple.

 

[jamro217]

This evening I had a problem that I've not had since I lived in a developing country:

We lost power (inexplicably I might add) for FIVE hours!

Happened often when I was in the Land of Smiles, usually on a rainy night. Sometimes I would go in to work, they were powered by gas turbine generators.

Tonight we just hung out at Mickey D's for a couple of hours, but I sat here in the dark for the last bit & I don't mean figuratively.

We got a false-alarm call from the folks next-door that the power was back on, but when we drove up the guys were still messing around on the pole from a bucket-truck, & Voila!
as soon as we got indoors, POOF!, off again!

Yes, we had false starts in a developing country, as well, LOL!

We never used to power in my neighborhood up until about four years ago. When it did go off it'd be off for a couple of hours. Then it started going off more frequently for most of a day usually. That's when I bought a generator. The last couple of years I got quite proficient in generator operation.

 

[jamro217]

Pics from a hiking adventure last weekend (old abandoned military fort). The symmetry is not perfect but I hope these ease your pain slightly.
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Wow. I didn't know soldiers made pizza.

 

[ctmullins]

Wow. I didn't know soldiers made pizza.

You may have heard of that old encyclopedia of military cooking, written by a prominent Russian gastronomist, “War and Pizza”...

 

[jamro217]

You may have heard of that old encyclopedia of military cooking, written by a prominent Russian gastronomist, “War and Pizza”...

Next you'll be telling us the bayonet was actually a serendipitous invention the soldiers used to see if the pizza was cooked or not.