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Poll: There is NO STAGE

Will You Play if There is No Stage?


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Host: we need to wait until the people at that table leave, and then we'll move it, and that's the stage.
Me: Who booked this? WHO BOOKED THIS???? HEEEYYYYY!!!! AAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WHO BOOKED THIS?????
Host: Is there a problem?

Yep. We usually get gigs like this with no stage or house PA. One place we played actually moved a pool table to make room. That was a pretty bad one.

We need to get better gigs.
 
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I've played stages where I wished there was NO stage. The old Jewish Mother at the Virginia Beach oceanfront comes to mind. IIRC (the venue was demolished during renovation), the stage was ~7-8' deep and wrapped backwards on an interior wall so the performers pretty much had to stand side-by-side, elbow-to-elbow. I finally stepped down onto the floor behind a sub bin. On a more positive note, I became accessible to the waitstaff who took my dinner order (bagel/lox, cup of coffee) and served it on top of the enclosure during the set.

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Played a particular place many times that we could not setup until all the high tops were moved and people were done eating at them .... they don’t move them till 9:00pm and wanted us on at 9:30... ummmm setup a full PA and all our gear and instruments which we couldn’t load in until 9:00 either and be ready to go in 30 minutes ??? Thanks but no thanks I have a day job and when my gig becomes a stressful job I’m done ✅
 
The only time i would demand a stage is if it was outdoors and in the grass(not on a patio or pavement). This is primarily when the ground may be wet and it would be a hazard. Other than that, don't really mind. I play tons of gigs where the band is just setup in a corner and even level with the audience.
 
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Stage is for boys, moshpit is for men :D

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big stages are great but I’d rather play with no stage and be able to create our own “area” than be stuck on a tiny stage where the band has no freedom to move around at all. This gig is from a few weeks ago. We played on the concrete floor of a firehouse. There was no stage but we did create our own area by not allowing people to come inside the floor monitors. Had a good time.
 
We play a (well-paying) bar/restaurant gig where they move tables to make a space for the band. But that's not the worst part. The manager will often delay our load-in until those tables clear. That's still not the worst part. There's minimal parking and we load in from the front, so the entire band and gear are stacked on the sidewalk outside waiting for the 'go' signal. The worst part is if it's raining or snowing...
 
This is the thing to keep in mind about a gig like that: If they have to move a table for the band, the restaurant or bar is losing money on that real estate every time a band plays. Restaurants pay pay rent per square foot, so the amount of space your band takes is money out unless you are bringing in enough people to make up for it at the bar. Not walk-in crowd, your band attracting extra customers. So just keep in mind that someone in the bar's management is definitely already considering not having live music any more before you complain about having to wait for the paying customers to finish eating.

No, I'm not going to complain. I'm not going to book it in the first place!
 
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Host: we need to wait until the people at that table leave, and then we'll move it, and that's the stage.
Me: Who booked this? WHO BOOKED THIS???? HEEEYYYYY!!!! AAAUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WHO BOOKED THIS?????
Host: Is there a problem?

Whaddayouse? Some kinda primadonna? We move the table at 8:30. You hit at 9. You got a problem wit dat?
 
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Wow! I have never heard of a clueless destructive drunk (and I’ve encountered many of them) turning out to be an upstanding person willing to take responsibility for his actions. And on the spot. Wow!
He was just dancing and lost his balance. I miss that band because we only played really good venues, but we were the second highest paid band in the Tidewater Virginia area. Only Bill Deal and the Rhondells made more money.
 
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I bet half of my gigs are at places like that, and have been through the years. It is what it is.

What does suck is when you find yourself as the band in a situation where there should really not be a band. This happens in restaurants mostly, where the play is to keep the diners there late for drinks rather than leaving to get the drinks somewhere else.

IME, that play does not work. Instead, the band starts and chases off the people who were there for conversation, even if they try to play quietly. And you end up playing for the bar staff all night because it's a restaurant and nobody comes to eat after 10PM.

It's better to play in a situation where the patrons expect there to be live music, stage or not.