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Poll: Who would you fight?

Who would you fight?

  • Billy Sheehan

    Votes: 2 1.7%

  • Jeff Berlin

    Votes: 6 5.0%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 10 8.3%

  • Atoz

    Votes: 7 5.8%

  • Gandhi

    Votes: 5 4.1%

  • John Turner

    Votes: 5 4.1%

  • Abraham Lincoln

    Votes: 8 6.6%

  • Maki

    Votes: 9 7.4%

  • Anthony Jackson

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Ryan Seacrest

    Votes: 28 23.1%

  • Major Metal

    Votes: 4 3.3%

  • Brock Samson

    Votes: 3 2.5%

  • I'd lay down and try to cover my face until the pain stopped

    Votes: 5 4.1%

  • Carrots

    Votes: 29 24.0%
  • Total voters
    121
  • Poll closed .
#42
Jeff K said:
I'm pretty sure I could have whupped Gandhi. Probably Billy Sheehan, too... ;)
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Billy is skinny but still strong.Man did a show jumping running etc for 3 hours and we were crying to go home,we were sooo tired and all we were doing was just to stand.:p

I wouldn't fight JT,no way or \mm/,both are huge next to me.Also one is bigger then Chuck Norris and the other is an ex-KGB.:ninja:

I'd pick Donald Trump,he seems like he never had a fight before and easily kickable.:D
 
#47
Seacrest. That dude is a choad. I get sick to my stomach every time I see him and his stupid show on TV. He even has some lame-o radio show.

I didn't even know about this thread until the jimmy dude mentioned it in his thread complaining about OT, so I went looking for it. Guess what?? Here it is! :D

-Mike
 
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#48
It was a tough choice (this really ought to be multiple choice...) but a fight with Honest Abe just seemed to epic to pass up, regardless of whether I won or not (I'm waiting for ya Abe, whatcha gonna do? I'm standing right here! :ninja:)

Although a fight with Anthony Jackson would be pretty tee-ight as well...decisions, decisions! :p
 
#50
TheBigO said:
Billy Sheehan
Strengths: Fast hands, good cardio

Weaknesses: His fighting style is all flash and no substance

Jeff Berlin
Strengths: You have to fight him AND his ego. Has a sock full of nickels hidden in his fannypack. Is relentless.

Weakness: Slowed by gut. Doesn't know how to pick his battles.

Donald Trump
Strengths: Fights dirty. Has distracting hair.

Weaknesses: Squinty eyes mean bad peripheral vision. Has a face made for punching.

Atoz
Strengths: Crafty. Seems like a nice guy which would make you think twice about punching him.

Weaknesses: Can't resist White Castle sliders which make him lethargic and sluggish.

Gandhi
Strengths: Good conditioning. Light on his feet

Weaknesses: Won't hit back.

John Turner
Strengths: Strong punching power due to shoulders strengthened by having to support that double-necked seven.

Weaknesses: Lost some power ala Sampson when he cut his hair. Can be angered and driven into mistakes by "Jaco only needed four" comments.

Abraham Lincoln
Strengths: Reach, power, honesty

Weaknesses: None. Well, except that he's dead. Good thing too. Because if he wasn't he'd emancipate your soul from your body and then show your mother why they call him "The Rail Splitter".

Maki
Strengths: Adept at fighting on land or sea. Not above using bodily functions as weapons. Can disguise himself with unusual facial hair.

Weaknesses: Expanding gut. Easily distracted by asian chicks. His love for Jive can be exploited.

Anthony Jackson
Strengths: Has knockout power and decades of experience.

Weaknesses: Haven't seen a picture of him standing in the last five years.

Ryan Seacrest
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Only comes up to Prince's chin. Glass jaw and motor mouth.

Major Metal
Strengths: Lethal hand-to-hand combat training courtesy of the KGB.

Weaknesses: Would rather ask you about your feelings or talk philosophy than fight.

Brock Samson
Strengths: Cool Name

Weaknesses: I don't know who he is and don't care enough to find out.
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haha that made me lol :D
 

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