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Poll: Who would you fight?
- Thread starter bad_andy
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is your bass face, what is yor face like when it is getting punched?
Awesome! Do you want some help? She gets really mean when she's mad. Wait... Did you say "Good_Andy"? Those are fighting words!!
Don't feel bad, I'll fight you.
Edit: I see you've changed your tune now. I'm not surprised.
Bring it on.
You didn't put Chuck Norris...
Either way, I wouldn't fight him...
Because, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding... (Got that from the Chuck Norris facts
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Either way, I wouldn't fight him...
Because, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding... (Got that from the Chuck Norris facts
)
I kinda feel ya, but many have those for pistols. Never mess w/a dude w/a fanny pack say.
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Billy Sheehan
Strengths: Fast hands, good cardio
Weaknesses: His fighting style is all flash and no substance
Jeff Berlin
Strengths: You have to fight him AND his ego. Has a sock full of nickels hidden in his fannypack. Is relentless.
Weakness: Slowed by gut. Doesn't know how to pick his battles.
Donald Trump
Strengths: Fights dirty. Has distracting hair.
Weaknesses: Squinty eyes mean bad peripheral vision. Has a face made for punching.
Atoz
Strengths: Crafty. Seems like a nice guy which would make you think twice about punching him.
Weaknesses: Can't resist White Castle sliders which make him lethargic and sluggish.
Gandhi
Strengths: Good conditioning. Light on his feet
Weaknesses: Won't hit back.
John Turner
Strengths: Strong punching power due to shoulders strengthened by having to support that double-necked seven.
Weaknesses: Lost some power ala Sampson when he cut his hair. Can be angered and driven into mistakes by "Jaco only needed four" comments.
Abraham Lincoln
Strengths: Reach, power, honesty
Weaknesses: None. Well, except that he's dead. Good thing too. Because if he wasn't he'd emancipate your soul from your body and then show your mother why they call him "The Rail Splitter".
Maki
Strengths: Adept at fighting on land or sea. Not above using bodily functions as weapons. Can disguise himself with unusual facial hair.
Weaknesses: Expanding gut. Easily distracted by asian chicks. His love for Jive can be exploited.
Anthony Jackson
Strengths: Has knockout power and decades of experience.
Weaknesses: Haven't seen a picture of him standing in the last five years.
Ryan Seacrest
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Only comes up to Prince's chin. Glass jaw and motor mouth.
Major Metal
Strengths: Lethal hand-to-hand combat training courtesy of the KGB.
Weaknesses: Would rather ask you about your feelings or talk philosophy than fight.
Brock Samson
Strengths: Cool Name
Weaknesses: I don't know who he is and don't care enough to find out.
Strengths: Fast hands, good cardio
Weaknesses: His fighting style is all flash and no substance
Jeff Berlin
Strengths: You have to fight him AND his ego. Has a sock full of nickels hidden in his fannypack. Is relentless.
Weakness: Slowed by gut. Doesn't know how to pick his battles.
Donald Trump
Strengths: Fights dirty. Has distracting hair.
Weaknesses: Squinty eyes mean bad peripheral vision. Has a face made for punching.
Atoz
Strengths: Crafty. Seems like a nice guy which would make you think twice about punching him.
Weaknesses: Can't resist White Castle sliders which make him lethargic and sluggish.
Gandhi
Strengths: Good conditioning. Light on his feet
Weaknesses: Won't hit back.
John Turner
Strengths: Strong punching power due to shoulders strengthened by having to support that double-necked seven.
Weaknesses: Lost some power ala Sampson when he cut his hair. Can be angered and driven into mistakes by "Jaco only needed four" comments.
Abraham Lincoln
Strengths: Reach, power, honesty
Weaknesses: None. Well, except that he's dead. Good thing too. Because if he wasn't he'd emancipate your soul from your body and then show your mother why they call him "The Rail Splitter".
Maki
Strengths: Adept at fighting on land or sea. Not above using bodily functions as weapons. Can disguise himself with unusual facial hair.
Weaknesses: Expanding gut. Easily distracted by asian chicks. His love for Jive can be exploited.
Anthony Jackson
Strengths: Has knockout power and decades of experience.
Weaknesses: Haven't seen a picture of him standing in the last five years.
Ryan Seacrest
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: Only comes up to Prince's chin. Glass jaw and motor mouth.
Major Metal
Strengths: Lethal hand-to-hand combat training courtesy of the KGB.
Weaknesses: Would rather ask you about your feelings or talk philosophy than fight.
Brock Samson
Strengths: Cool Name
Weaknesses: I don't know who he is and don't care enough to find out.
Brock Sampson would be the most terrifying person to fight on this list.
But very accurate analysis O.
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But very accurate analysis O.
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Fighting Brock Samson is a death wish, and Gandhi is too easy...I'd take Donald Trump. I don't much care for him...
Umm... a few folks from Bama might want to soon.
Hee Hee...
LOL. You're pretty much on the mark with that one.
In fact that whole list was pretty much full of win. Note: If you ever watch "The Venture Brothers," you will learn the legend that is Brock Samson.
